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[[File:Beirut.png|450px|thumb|center|A completed contract, yesterday.]] | [[File:Beirut.png|450px|thumb|center|A completed contract, yesterday.]] | ||
}}{{D|Document risk|/ˈdɒkjʊmənt rɪsk/|n|}} | }}{{quote|{{D|Document risk|/ˈdɒkjʊmənt rɪsk/|n|}} | ||
The risk an organisation | The risk to an organisation — overstated in the collective, but wildly ''under''stated in the particular — that it loses money because of substandard legal contracts with its customers.}} | ||
The ordinary means of defending against document risk is | The ordinary means of defending against document risk is to treat each customer contract as if it were a ''communiqué'' drawn up between hostile nations on the eve of war. | ||
Of | Of course— this is the lesson of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment Stanford Prison Experiment], after all — when you treat a customer like a presumptive criminal, it will tend to behave like one. That being the case, by the time they are concluded, commercial contracts tend to look less like the exchange of lavender-scented love letters you would expect, and more like downtown Beirut in 1976 just after a particularly vigorous shelling. | ||
Now, one incomprehensible, bullet-riddled tract is a tragedy; a hundred thousand of them are a statistic: a ''healthy'' statistic, a collective mass that conceals each ugly instance. | |||
Magically, knowing one has a portfolio of such battle-tempered contracts bestows great comfort on senior personnel in [[credit]] and [[legal]]. It tells them the firm has laboured hard to defend its interests: all bad things that might come to pass have been anticipated, and accommodated, by the battery of preternaturally paranoid [[Contract negotiation|negotiation specialists]] they have at their disposal. They will hold forth at the merest invitation about the ''imperative'' of having “strong docs” as they see it, and will cite in support of their proposition the colossal resources the firm commits to its client documentation effort. | |||
Now, only a fool rushes in to pop a [[credit officer]]’s balloon, but seeming foolish has never stopped the [[JC]]. So here goes: we say ''this is a false comfort''. Our evidence is purely, but compendiously, anecdotal: client documents are are a wonderful thing — in concept; in the ''abstract —'' just as long as you never have any concrete need to ''look'' at them. | Now, only a fool rushes in to pop a [[credit officer]]’s balloon, but seeming foolish has never stopped the [[JC]]. So here goes: we say ''this is a false comfort''. Our evidence is purely, but compendiously, anecdotal: client documents are are a wonderful thing — in concept; in the ''abstract —'' just as long as you never have any concrete need to ''look'' at them. | ||
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Actually reading negotiated client documents, especially with a view to ''doing'' something with them, is a chastening experience. | Actually reading negotiated client documents, especially with a view to ''doing'' something with them, is a chastening experience. | ||
They were forged, as we have said, in a series of | They were forged, as we have said, in a series of guerrilla skirmishes in a white-hot urban conflict. But when the fog of war rolls in, unspeakable things happen. The normal rules of polite society give way to the furious, pragmatic, law of the jungle. You do not stand on ceremony when you are shipping sniper fire in a bombed-out basement: there is a single objective: ''to get out alive''. A negotiator knows, faintly, that once this fire-fight is over the documents over which she labours will be put away, and no-one will look at them again. | ||
For the great majority of all negotiated contracts, this is but practical common sense. They will never be looked at again. No one may know, we cannot tell, what pains they had to bear. | For the great majority of all negotiated contracts, this is but practical common sense. They will never be looked at again. No one may know, we cannot tell, what pains they had to bear. | ||
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