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{{a|work|[[File:Eagle Squad.png|450px|thumb|center|Licence to [[Die in a ditch|die... ''in a ditch'']].]] | {{a|work|[[File:Eagle Squad.png|450px|thumb|center|Licence to [[Die in a ditch|die... ''in a ditch'']].]]}}The brave men and women of the [[General Counsel|GCHQ]], here to save the world. | ||
}}The brave men and women of the GCHQ, here to save the world. | |||
Legal eagles have unique empowerment from the highest reaches of the great [[modernist]] machine. | |||
Now, James Bond famously had a [[licence to kill]], but — let’s face facts — there is only so much you can do with that. Once you have bumped off Scaramanga that’s really that. | |||
[[Eagle Squad]]’s power is more of a torture of the living. Whereas others in the legal documentation flow — notably, the poor benighted [[negotiator]]s who are, really, the brave footsoldiers of legal practice, however hotly the [[eaglery]] denies it — have meaningful commercial constraints on the perversity they can bring to their task: there are measurements of their performance, and abstrusity doesn’t count: their [[metric]]s, [[service level agreement]]s, [[KPI]]s — the whole ornate ''smörgåsbord'' of [[modernist]] fripperies by which their overlords can impel them to carry on, propelling them to find solutions, make accommodations, engineer compromises and basically box on — the Eagle Squad member has no such constraint. | |||
She can resist a [[Sovereign immunity|sovereign immunity waiver]] from an industrial corporate having no particular association with any organ of state indefinitely, on principle, notwithstanding the fatuity of the request — indeed, ''because'' of the fatuity of the request! — with no second-guessing or cajoling from the cheap-seats. | |||
This is ineffable legal stuff; the risks of compromise passeth all [[muggle]] comprehending, and that is that. Eagle Squad has not so much a licence to ''kill'' as a ''licence to [[die in a ditch]]''. | |||
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*[[Modernism]] | |||
*[[Dashboard]] | |||
*[[Ditch tolerance]] |