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 {{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}}: Why not? <br>
 {{caps|'''[[Legal ops]]'''}}: Because it isn’t very [[innovative]]? <br>
-{{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}}: But we don’t have it, though, do we? So it kind of ''would'' be an innovation?
+{{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}}: But we don’t have it, though, do we? So it kind of ''would'' be an innovation? <br>
 {{caps|'''[[Legal ops]]'''}}: Not [[innovative]]. <br>
 {{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}}: Would it change your mind if I told you it runs on [[blockchain]]? <br>
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 {{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}} (''to SV, sotto voce''): Look: do you ''want'' this contract or not? <br>
 {{caps|'''[[Legal ops]]'''}}: What was that? <br>
-{{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}} and {{caps|'''Sofware Vendor'''}} ''(in unison)'': Nothing. <br>
+{{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}} and {{caps|'''Sofware Vendor'''}} ''(in unison)'': Nothing. <Br>
+{{caps|'''Sofware Vendor'''}}: Of course it runs on blockchain. In the cloud. Tokenised. Using neural networks —<br>
+{{caps|'''[[JC]]'''}} (''to SV, sotto voce''): All right, don’t get carried away. <br>
 }}
 {{d|Furniture|/ˈfɜːnɪʧə/|n|}}
-[[Technology]] that, you know, does what it is meant to, effortlessly and without breaking, stopping or unexpectedly ruining other parts of your life, with such applomb that you forget it is technology at all. Part of the two part paradox: ''good'' technology is — ''not technology''.
+[[Technology]] that, you know, does what it is meant to, effortlessly and without breaking, stopping or unexpectedly ruining other parts of your life, with such aplomb that you forget it is technology at all.
+Part of the two-part [[paradox]]: ''good'' technology is — ''not technology''.
 ===The Invisible present===
 {{Author|Stewart Brand}} has a great expression for the kind of technology that is so good, so effective, that you don’t really think of it as technology: the “invisible present”.
-Technology which does integrate seamlessly into our lives doesn’t ''look'' like technology for very long: ''email''. The Internet. Smartphones. Wikipedia. Google. We have moved on. We are looking at [[Neural network|neural networks]], [[AI]], [[distributed ledger]]s, permissionless, decentralised currency exchanges.
+Technology which does integrate seamlessly into our lives doesn’t ''look'' like technology for very long: ''email''. The Internet. Smartphones. Wikipedia. Google. We have moved on.
+It no longer seems innovative. It feels like ''furniture''.
+Things that persistently ''look'' like [[technology]] —[[Neural network|neural networks]], [[AI]], [[distributed ledger]]s, permissionless, decentralised currency exchanges — things that seem on the sharp ascent of Gartner’s ludicrous hype cycle — we call “''bad'' technology”.
-It looks like ''furniture''.
+Hence, there is no such thing as ''good'' technology. ''Good'' technology is ''furniture''. Only embryonic, still-being-hashed-out, haven’t-worked-out-a-use-case-yet or ''fundamentally disappointing'' technology — all of these categories being in some way ''defective'' — is considered “technology” at all.
-Things that persistently ''look'' like [[technology]], we call “''bad'' technology”. Hence, there is no such thing as good technology. ''Good'' technology is ''furniture''. Only ''bad'' technology is technology. Hence a [[paradox]]:
+Hence a [[paradox]]:
 :If ''good'' technology ≠ technology
-:Then ''all'' technology ≡ ''bad'' technology.
+:Then ''all'' “technology” ≡ ''bad'' technology.
 {{sa}}
 *[[Novelty fatigue]]
 *[[Why is legaltech so disappointing]]
+{{c|paradox}}