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At that point (indeed, long before), he — or she — is generally regarded as a dead man walking.<ref>Readers who sense that the author has experienced these sensations from close range would be absolutely right.</ref>
At that point (indeed, long before), he — or she — is generally regarded as a dead man walking.<ref>Readers who sense that the author has experienced these sensations from close range would be absolutely right.</ref>


Seen through the different prisms of the [[self-perpetuating autocracy]], this is what the [[documentation unit]] means:
*'''[[Sales]]''': WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ISDA?
*'''[[Credit]]''': Whu don't we throw in an indemnity abd a unliaeral close out right? It won’t hurt to [[give it a try]].<ref>[[Give it a try|IT WILL]].</ref>
*'''[[Chief Operating Officer]]''': Who the hell are these people and why do they cost so much? Where are the economies of scale?
*[[General counsel]]: This is what [[Sales]], [[Trading]] and the [[Executive Management Committee]] has in mind when it thinks of my legal department. This aggrieves me. Maybe if I gave it a snazzy new name, like the Contract Negotiation Specialists Group, that would help?<ref>NICE TRY, BARCLAYS</ref>
*[[Change manager]]: Here is an opportunity to right-shore and gain credit for [[delayering]] the organisation! I will be RICH!


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