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Because this is what the doc unit means:
Because this is what the doc unit means:
*To the business: WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ISDA?
*To [[sales]]: WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ISDA?
*To the Chief Operating Officer: Why does this cost so much and who the hell are all these people?
*To the [[chief operating officer]]: Why does this cost so much and who the hell are all these people?
*To the General Counsel: A PAIN IN THE ARSE.
*To the [[general counsel]]: A PAIN IN THE ARSE.
*To a change manger: OFFSHORE THAT SUCKER TO INDIA!
*To a [[change manger]]: OFFSHORE THAT SUCKER TO INDIA!


An investment bank being a place of universal grasping fixation on advancement, it isn't hard to find a stooge to take the role: all you have to do is present it as a [[stretch assignment]]; an opportunity for advancement: managing three hundred people, in six centres across seven time zones, with a chance to overhaul and rock the house on a franchise-critical operational function. Who would not leap at that?
In an [[investment bank]], being a place of universal grasping fixation on advancement, it isn't hard to find a stooge to take the role: all you have to do is present it as a [[stretch assignment]]; an opportunity for advancement: managing three hundred people, in six centres across seven time zones, with a chance to overhaul and rock the house on a franchise-critical operational function. Who would not leap at that?


A person with a cautious or reflective nature. That's who.
A person with a cautious or reflective nature. That's who.