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===Horcruxes in current circulation=== | ===Horcruxes in current circulation=== | ||
In financial services, evil is relative, and we therefore find there to be ''good horcruxes and bad ones, depending on whether you are of the [[sell-side]] (''Gryffindor or Hufflepuff — who, as any fule kno, are [[noble, fearless and brave]] cheers cheers'') or [[buy-side]] (''Slytherin, Ravensclaw [[ect]].'') | In financial services, evil is relative, and we therefore find there to be ''good'' horcruxes and ''bad'' ones, depending on whether you are of the [[sell-side]] (''Gryffindor or Hufflepuff — who, as any fule kno, are [[noble, fearless and brave]] cheers cheers'') or [[buy-side]] (''Slytherin, Ravensclaw [[ect]].'') | ||
The most famous Horcrux takes the form of an [[Iron Mountain]] box stuffed with personal effects and deal bibles. It is the “[[Lehman]]”. Since it first emerged in late 2008, the [[Lehman]] has been an ever-present weapon in the armoury of those devilish advocates, [[Buy-side legal eagle|buy-side legal eagles]]. Sometimes, for smaller jobs, they might invoke an [[MF Global]]. These men and women — [[buyside counsel]], that is — are all of [[Slytherin]]:<ref>Or, at a pinch, the darker recesses of [[Ravenclaw]]: at any rate, there are no [[Hufflepuff]]ians or [[Gryffindor]]an alumni in their throng.</ref> they wield their magical spells in the service of the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]] — yea; [[he who shall not be named]]; the very [[master of the universe]] himself, ''against'' the righteous forces of the [[First Men]], whose heroes one typically finds defending the ramparts of the [[worshipful alliance of broker-dealers|worshipful company of broker-dealers]]. | The most famous Horcrux takes the form of an [[Iron Mountain]] box stuffed with personal effects and deal bibles. It is the “[[Lehman]]”. Since it first emerged in late 2008, the [[Lehman]] has been an ever-present weapon in the armoury of those devilish advocates, [[Buy-side legal eagle|buy-side legal eagles]]. Sometimes, for smaller jobs, they might invoke an [[MF Global]]. These men and women — [[buyside counsel]], that is — are all of [[Slytherin]]:<ref>Or, at a pinch, the darker recesses of [[Ravenclaw]]: at any rate, there are no [[Hufflepuff]]ians or [[Gryffindor]]an alumni in their throng.</ref> they wield their magical spells in the service of the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]] — yea; [[he who shall not be named]]; the very [[master of the universe]] himself, ''against'' the righteous forces of the [[First Men]], whose heroes one typically finds defending the ramparts of the [[worshipful alliance of broker-dealers|worshipful company of broker-dealers]]. | ||