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===[[Internal audit]] as [[bloatware]]===
===[[Internal audit]] as [[bloatware]]===
[[Internal audit]] as we know it today became possible thanks to the [[information revolution]], the advance of whose enabling technology naturally captures, time-stamps and taxonomises every corporate neuron fired across the chaotic theatre of conflict that comprises a modern corporation’s intellectual soul. Once upon a time those neurons had form only in the printed memoranda languidly circulating the in-trays and pneumatic cartridges of the organism, stewarded by wheezy old mailmen with green visors and sleeve garters.There was nothing much to audit, and no-one paid much mind to the curmudgeonly old chap in the basement office who was asked to do it.
[[Internal audit]] as we know it today is possible only thanks to the [[information revolution]], whose enabling technology naturally captures, time-stamps and taxonomises every corporate neuron fired across the theatre of chaotic conflict comprising a modern corporation’s immortal soul. Once upon a time those, neurons had form only in the terse syntax of printed memoranda languidly stewarded between the in-trays and pneumatic nodes of the organisation, by wheezy mailmen with green visors and sleeve garters. In that benighted time there was nothing much to audit, and no-one paid much mind to the curmudgeonly old chap in the basement office who was asked to do it.


===Who monitors the monitors?===
===Who monitors the monitors?===