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{{a|people| | {{a|people|{{image|Wakeup|jpg|''Simulacra and Simulation'', yesterday.}}}}[[Internal audit]] as we know it today is possible only thanks to the [[information revolution]], whose enabling technology naturally captures, time-stamps and taxonomises every neuron fired across the chaotic [[Cartesian theatre]] comprising a modern corporation’s immortal soul. Once upon a time those, neurons found material form only in the terse syntax of printed memoranda, languidly stewarded between the organisation’s in-trays and pneumatic nodes by wheezy mailmen with green visors and sleeve garters. In that time of darkness there was nothing much to audit, and no-one paid much mind to the curmudgeonly old chap in the basement office who was asked to do it. | ||
But boy has that changed. | |||
Modern internal auditors are ''anti''-[[subject matter expert]]s: men and women who understand the deadline for everything, but the point of nothing, their blessèd lot in life is to assess your [[compliance]] with the measurable criteria they behold on their clipboard because — not being [[subject matter expert]]s — ''they have no means of assessing anything else''. They are stewards of [[legibility]], that is to say. | Modern internal auditors are ''anti''-[[subject matter expert]]s: men and women who understand the deadline for everything, but the point of nothing, their blessèd lot in life is to assess your [[compliance]] with the measurable criteria they behold on their clipboard because — not being [[subject matter expert]]s — ''they have no means of assessing anything else''. They are stewards of [[legibility]], that is to say. | ||
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Result: almost no [[Legal eagle|lawyer]] in Christendom understands the proper application of an [[indemnity]], but [[internal audit]] have never been the wiser. In the mean time, the financial system seems to have weathered our collective feyness about indemnities all right. So far. | Result: almost no [[Legal eagle|lawyer]] in Christendom understands the proper application of an [[indemnity]], but [[internal audit]] have never been the wiser. In the mean time, the financial system seems to have weathered our collective feyness about indemnities all right. So far. | ||
The secret, for the most part, is to steer clear of [[service level agreements]], [[key performance indicators]], [[target operating model]]s. Articulate your contribution to the ongoing well-being of the firm in gnomic utterances: deprecate all measurable aspects of your performance. The experienced commercial solicitor is a vessel for ineffable wisdom. | The secret, for the most part, is to steer clear of [[service level agreements]], [[key performance indicators]], [[target operating model]]s. Articulate your contribution to the ongoing well-being of the firm in gnomic utterances: deprecate all measurable aspects of your performance. The experienced commercial solicitor is a vessel for ineffable wisdom. Her output is incomprehensible genius — its very genius is that it ''is'' incomprehensible, and no-one: not she, not her colleagues, not her counterparts, can fathom what it all means — so this is largely manageable. | ||
===Who monitors the monitors? [[IA]] as [[AI]] === | ===Who monitors the monitors? [[IA]] as [[AI]] === | ||
The ''reductio ad | The ''reductio ad absurdum'' of the foregoing: [[internal audit]]ors have recently hit upon the need to internally audit ''themselves''. To the extent this is not auto-erotic, it is potentially dystopian — then again, the auto-erotic is the same glass, half-full, as the dystopian is half-empty. | ||
But might that forthcoming moment, whereupon [[All watched over by the machines of loving grace| | But might that forthcoming moment, whereupon [[All watched over by the machines of loving grace|machines who lovingly watch over us]] begin to watch ''themselves'', be the greatly-anticipated inflection point at which a [[corporation]] — famously, a [[Legal personality|person]] in ''legal'' fiction, able to sue and be sued, but not share a pint down the local — becomes self-aware? | ||
Wake up, Neo. [[The Singularity is Near|The singularity is near]]. | Wake up, Neo. [[The Singularity is Near|The singularity is near]]. | ||
{{sa}} | {{sa}} | ||
*[[Audit paradox]] | |||
*[[Substance and form]] | *[[Substance and form]] | ||
*[[Computer-based training]] | *[[Computer-based training]] |