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}}So sayeth Wikipiedia:
}}So sayeth Wikipiedia:
{{quote|“[[Intrapreneur|Intrapreneurship]] is the act of behaving like an entrepreneur, while working within a large organisation.”}}
{{quote|“Intrapreneurship is the act of behaving like an entrepreneur, while working within a large organisation.”}}


Wikipedia also defines “[[entrepreneur]]ship” as “the capacity and willingness to develop, organise and manage a business venture along with any of its risks to make a profit.”
Wikipedia also defines “entrepreneurship” as “the capacity and willingness to develop, organise and manage a business venture along with any of its risks to make a profit.”


Now you might wonder whether you are alone in sensing a smudge of [[cognitive dissonance]] about this. You are not.
Now you might wonder whether you are alone in sensing a smudge of [[cognitive dissonance]] about this. You are not.


However imaginative they feel themselves to be, people who work in large organisations — and the [[JC]] speaks here from thirty odd years’ coalface experience, by the way — not only take ''no'' personal risk.  
However imaginative they feel themselves to be, people who work in large organisations — and the [[JC]] speaks here from thirty odd years’ coalface experience, by the way — go out of their way to take absolutely ''no'' personal risk. The more they harp on about their “intrepreneurial spirit”, the less real-world risk they will take


Well; okay: one, as {{author|Nassim Nicholas Taleb}} has observed: an [[employee]] has one ''enormous'' [[tail risk]], which those who have found themselves clutching [[Iron Mountain]] boxes outside the premises of [[Enron]] and [[Lehman]] can tell you. But even that is the sudden discontinuation of a [[coupon]], rather rather than forfeiture of your [[capital]].  
For as {{author|Nassim Nicholas Taleb}} has observed: ''all'' [[employee]]s have one, ''enormous'', [[tail risk]] — the one which those who have found themselves clutching [[Iron Mountain]] boxes outside the premises of [[Enron]] and [[Lehman]] know all about. But even that calamity is only the sudden discontinuation of a [[coupon]], rather rather than forfeiture of your [[capital]]. The men and women of Lehman and Enron who did not wind up in jail were quickly back in a saddle elsewhere.


That one big risk is plenty risk enough for most employees in large organisations. Thereby, successful ones will construct entire professional trajectories around the singular objective of ''avoiding'' anything — ''anything'', however innocuous at first sight it may seem — which could, in any conceivable light, even ''resemble'' [[risk]].  
In any case that one big risk is plenty enough for most employees in large organisations. Thereby, successful ones will construct entire professional trajectories around the singular objective of ''avoiding'' anything — ''anything'', however innocuous at first sight it may seem — which could, in any conceivable light, even ''resemble'' [[risk]].  


To be sure, the organisation itself will take risks — it has to: there is no [[return]] without [[risk]] — but the key for the canny intrapreneur is to “syndicate” her personal underwriting capacity to the gormless laggards, the Boxer the Horse types — men and women who plough loyal furrows through valleys in the shadow of death, unwittingly risking their own limbs to clear a safe path through terrain infested with mines, snakes, vermin and illness, that their intrapreneurial colleages can safely follow, as soon as they are back from the [[panel discussion]] or [[awards]] presentation at which they have been blowing their own trumpet.  
To be sure, the organisation itself will take risks — it has to: there is no [[return]] without [[risk]] — but the key for the canny intrapreneur is to “syndicate” her personal underwriting capacity to the gormless laggards, the Boxer the Horse types — men and women who plough loyal furrows through valleys in the shadow of death, unwittingly risking their own limbs to clear a safe path through terrain infested with mines, snakes, vermin and illness, that their intrapreneurial colleages can safely follow, as soon as they are back from the [[panel discussion]] or [[awards]] presentation at which they have been blowing their own trumpet.