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{{a|work|}}{{quote|“Within a couple of millennia, bankers in many parts of the franchise were doing little from dawn to dusk other than taking care of law firms. It wasn’t easy. The lawyers demanded a lot of them. Lawyers didn’t like liability, so the bankers gave them assumptions and conditions precedents. broke their backs clearing their instructions of assumptions. Lawyers didn’t like sharing their fees with other firms, so legal departments laboured long days creating legal panel arrangements under the scorching sun. . . .
{{a|work|}}{{quote|“Within a couple of millennia, bankers in many parts of the franchise were doing little from dawn to dusk other than taking care of law firms. It wasn’t easy. The lawyers demanded a lot of them. Lawyers didn’t like personal responsibility for anything, so the bankers broke their backs forging disclaimers, liability waivers and caps for their advisors. Lawyers didn’t like sharing their fees with other firms, so bank operations teams laboured long days under the scorching sun building impregnable barriers to entry (so-called “panels”) within which their “captive” law firms could safely play without risk to their livelihoods.


The structure of the investment bank was not evolved for such tasks. It was adapted to looting sovereign wealth funds, appropriating customer deposits towards casino banking and ripping faces off derivatives end-users, not to mutely agreeing terms of engagement and carrying water buckets. Banker spines and brass necks paid the price.  
The investment bank was not evolved for this. It was long adapted to gouging sovereign wealth funds, appropriating customer deposits towards casino banking and ripping faces from unsuspecting end-users: it was not designed to mutely agree terms of engagement and to carrying water for this high-paid advisors. Banker spines and brass necks paid the price.  
Moreover, the new agricultural tasks demanded so much time that banks were forced to install thousands of lawyers permanently in their businesses, instinctively throwing out countless instructions on any matter of doubt that crossed the desk. This completely changed the banks’ way of life. Banks did not domesticate law firms. Law firms domesticated banks.”
 
Moreover, the new tasks demanded so much time that banks were forced to install thousands of lawyers inside their businesses, who would
instinctively throw out instructions on any and every matter of doubt that crossed their minds. This completely changed the banks’ way of life.  
 
Banks did not domesticate law firms. Law firms domesticated banks.”
:—Noah Yuval Harari, ''Legio Cadabra: A Brief History of The Magic Circle''}}
:—Noah Yuval Harari, ''Legio Cadabra: A Brief History of The Magic Circle''}}
As good an illustration as you could ask for that the financial markets are an [[extended phenotype]] — a ghastly, metastasised [[spandrel]] that exists for the pleasure and enrichment of the commercial law industry.
As good an illustration as you could ask for that the financial markets are an [[extended phenotype]] — a ghastly, metastasised [[spandrel]] that exists for the pleasure and enrichment of the commercial law industry.