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===I am a human being=== | ===I am a human being=== | ||
The department whose individuals you can’t be bothered naming to which you forward awkward queries you | The department whose individuals you can’t be bothered naming to which you forward awkward queries you can’t be bothered reading for yourself, let along taking the time to understand. You may never how much a lawyer resents that to-all email addressed: “Hi, [[Legal]]”<ref>There is something worse: faux joviality, which conveys as honed sarcasm, as in the phrase “Hi, [[Legal Eagles]]!!!”</ref>. | ||
===What legal is’t=== | ===What legal is’t=== | ||
*'''[[Legal]] isn’t a [[letter]]-reading service'''. You are employed by a regulated financial institution. By having even got in the door, you are presumed to have some kind of higher education and to be basically literate (though, having enjoyed the [[Buzzword|product of management speak]] for decades we realise this is wishful thinking). But any rate, you can read. Yes, even you [[sales]]people. | *'''[[Legal]] isn’t a [[letter]]-reading service'''. You are employed by a regulated financial institution. By having even got in the door, you are presumed to have some kind of higher education and to be basically literate (though, having enjoyed the [[Buzzword|product of management speak]] for decades we realise this is wishful thinking). But any rate, you can read. Yes, even you [[sales]]people. | ||
*'''[[Legal]] isn’t a [[contract]] signing service'''. If you want to do the crime, sign for it. If you don’t understand the legal document you are signing, get your coat. | *'''[[Legal]] isn’t a [[contract]] signing service'''. If you want to do the crime, sign for it. If you don’t understand the legal document you are signing, [[get your coat]]. | ||
===Help me, Legal === | ===Help me, Legal === | ||