Leopard

From The Jolly Contrarian
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The internet’s finest Africa* reference™

*That’s the song, “Africa”, not the continent, of course

Click the ᐅ to expand:
Toto

Get in touch Comments? Questions? Suggestions? Requests? Insults? We’d love to hear from you. Sign up for our newsletter

A leopard goes to the doctor.
“Doctor, every time I look at my wife, I see spots!”
“Well, that’s all right, my dear fellow: you’re a leopard.”
“I know, doc — but I’m married to a zebra.”

See also