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{{quote|“Oh cripes that time line is hyper-aggressive, and this could all go totally [[pear-shaped]]. We don’t have ''time'' for a [[term-sheet]]; let’s just crack on and go straight to docs.”<ref>Imagine a privately-educated, Oxbridge-graduated north-London accent saying “pear-shaped” and “crack on” if you please.</ref>}} | {{quote|“Oh cripes that time line is hyper-aggressive, and this could all go totally [[pear-shaped]]. We don’t have ''time'' for a [[term-sheet]]; let’s just crack on and go straight to docs.”<ref>Imagine a privately-educated, Oxbridge-graduated north-London accent saying “pear-shaped” and “crack on” if you please.</ref>}} | ||
Look: if you are doing something easy and homogenous like an [[NDA]], ''maybe'' there is some sense in that — though none in engaging a [[private practice lawyer]] in the first place, of course. (What are you, ''mad?'' Go [[OneNDA]]!) | Look: if you are doing something easy and homogenous like an [[NDA]], ''maybe'' there is some sense in that — though none in engaging a [[private practice lawyer]] to advise you on it in the first place, of course. (What are you, ''mad?'' Go [[OneNDA]]!) | ||
Whenever engaging [[external counsel]] ''does'' make sense, dispensing with a [[termsheet]] is a charter for ''utter disaster''. | Whenever engaging [[external counsel]] ''does'' make sense, dispensing with a [[termsheet]] is a charter for ''utter disaster''. | ||
The main points of any commercial arrangement are generally few, easily articulated and well-suited to the clipped tabular | The main points of any commercial arrangement are generally few, easily articulated and well-suited to the clipped, tabular timbre of a [[termsheet]]. There they can be haggled over, refined and beaten to a fine copper plate ''in the abstract'', by the principals, quickly and without ceremony. These women and men should trust themselves to agree commercial terms without legal help — it’s their money, after all — even if we forensic ''[[rentier|rentiers]]'' might quail at that thought. If they do, then by the time ''we'' get a look in, the heat will have dissipated, the commercials will be settled, the merchants’ [[Consensus ad idem|minds will have met]] and they will just want to get cracking with whatever they have resolved to do. | ||
Each will, therefore, | Each will, therefore, commend the “legals” into its counsel’s care with the following words: | ||
{{quote|“Look, just get on with it, would you? I am not paying you to fiddle around in the [[weeds]]. Make sure the [[termsheet]] is adequately reflected and we haven’t missed anything obvious, but in any weather ''be sharp about it''. Do not [[due dilly|dilly dally]].”}} | {{quote|“Look, just get on with it, would you? I am not paying you to fiddle around in the [[weeds]]. Make sure the [[termsheet]] is adequately reflected and we haven’t missed anything obvious, but in any weather ''be sharp about it''. Do not [[due dilly|dilly dally]].”}} | ||
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This will disappoint most [[legal eagle]]s — like all performance artists, we like to be the main event — but still it ''must'' be the critical path. | This will disappoint most [[legal eagle]]s — like all performance artists, we like to be the main event — but still it ''must'' be the critical path. | ||
“Going straight to docs” is a legal eagle’s high wire act, | “Going straight to docs” is a legal eagle’s high wire act, only the [[client]] is the one who must do without a safety net. To be sure, the first cut of a [[Indenture|trust indenture]] ''may'' capture all the key commercial elements, but probably won’t, and even if it does they will be dispersed, randomly and cryptically, throughout its 290-page heft. | ||
A 290-page heft which, to find them, one must thereby read, [[In toto|''in toto'']]. The modern ''[[rechtsadler]]'' knows but one way to review a legal contract: she must start at the beginning and work her careful way to the end. Should she meet a cavalier [[indemnity]], [[Limitation of recourse|limitation]], exclusivity or [[warranty]] on the way — however ill-judged, insignificant or uncalled-for — she will be drawn to it as a moth is to a lamp. She will have to ''address'' it. To ''hell'' with the main commercial terms: this existential risk must be addressed, and ''now''. | |||
Whereupon, strap yourselves in for six months of torture as the performance art grinds on: every typo, [[representation]] and scheduled form of drawdown request notice will waylay progress, so that the lawyers may never make it to the gritty commercial terms. They may never even ''find'' them. Most likely, they will never even know what they ''are''. | Whereupon, strap yourselves in for six months of torture as the performance art grinds on: every typo, [[representation]] and scheduled form of drawdown request notice will waylay progress, so that the lawyers may never make it to the gritty commercial terms. They may never even ''find'' them. Most likely, they will never even know what they ''are''. | ||