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1. A sure sign, in an [[all-hands conference call]], that some ''ingénue'' has made the fatal mistake of dropping through the cloud-base of [[cliché]] into the inconvenient world of [[Subject matter expert|substance and detail]] — a grim place of intractable ugliness inhabited by dark and violent [[Morlock|morlocks]] and immune to resolution by crystalline [[Management consultancy|management theory]]. You have as much chance of persuading a [[management consultant]] to embrace the actual workings of daily life as you have persuading someone who quite likes steak to help you slaughter a cow. | |||
Fortunately, there’s a ready-made defence. Expect a hasty plea to “[[take it offline]]” which, by tonal inflection, you might read as: | Fortunately, there’s a ready-made defence. Expect a hasty plea to “[[take it offline]]” which, by tonal inflection, you might read as: | ||
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*(''hostile'') “How about you just shut your cake-hole and let the [[change management]] [[workstream]] lead run the project, [[Counsel|counselor]]?” | *(''hostile'') “How about you just shut your cake-hole and let the [[change management]] [[workstream]] lead run the project, [[Counsel|counselor]]?” | ||
2. (''Informal''): | 2. (''Informal''): Business slang for “''You'' are a total moron”. | ||
3. (''Informal''): | 3. (''Informal''): Business slang for “''I'' am a total moron”. | ||
{{draft}} | {{draft}} | ||
{{egg}} | {{egg}} | ||
{{ref}} | {{ref}} | ||