82,891
edits
LinkedIn Premium: Difference between revisions
no edit summary
Amwelladmin (talk | contribs) No edit summary Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit |
Amwelladmin (talk | contribs) No edit summary Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{a|work|{{image|Protection racket|jpg|Dash-cam footage of the [[LinkedIn]] COP goons in action}}}} | {{a|work|{{image|Protection racket|jpg|Dash-cam footage of the [[LinkedIn]] COP goons in action}}}}I got pulled over by a [[LinkedIn]] community patrol unit last night. I was on my way home, sober, under the limit, driving fine. | ||
I got pulled over by a LinkedIn community patrol unit last night. I was on my way home, sober, under the limit, driving fine. | |||
The officer was terse. She peered in the window pointed her flashlight in my face. | The officer was terse. She peered in the window pointed her flashlight in my face. | ||
| Line 6: | Line 5: | ||
I said, “Good Evening, Officer, can I help you? Is anything wrong?” | I said, “Good Evening, Officer, can I help you? Is anything wrong?” | ||
“Oh, ''no'', Sir. Nothing is wrong. This is just part of our community outreach program. May I see your subscription, sir?” | “Oh, ''no'', Sir. Nothing is wrong. This is just part of our community outreach program. May I see your subscription licence, sir?” | ||
I handed it over. I went to open the driver’s side door. | I handed it over. I went to open the driver’s side door. | ||
| Line 14: | Line 13: | ||
I stayed put. She looked my licence over. She clicked her tongue. she tutted. “Your reach is weak. Views anaemic.” | I stayed put. She looked my licence over. She clicked her tongue. she tutted. “Your reach is weak. Views anaemic.” | ||
I shrugged. “What can I say? Swap satire. It’s niche.” | I shrugged. “What can I say? [[ISDA Anatomy|Swap satire]]. It’s niche.” | ||
“Sir, Have you considered upgrading to a ''premium'' licence?” | “Sir, Have you considered upgrading to a ''premium'' licence?” | ||