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{{a|work|}}{{Linkedin job descriptions}} | {{a|work|{{image|web developer|jpg|A [[digital prophet]] yesterday. And Tim Berners-Lee.}}}}It is hard in our interconnected modern world to avoid social media. The new owner of [[Twitter]] is doing his level best to straighten that platform out, denuding it of fantastists, bullshitters and agitators who have traditionally made it their home, and who would upset the tranquil order of the liberal consensus were they not cast into the wilderness. | ||
Other platforms are more genteel. | |||
[[LinkedIn]], for example, is traditionally regarded as the most benign environment, where people speak soberly, though not without liberal helpings of [[passive aggression]] and a good old [[virtue signal]] every now and then, about their bona-fide commercial aspirations, and all are earnestly engaged in the business of propelling [[Adam Smith]]’s [[Free market|invisible hand]] around the [[Ouija board]] for the betterment of themselves, their [[Shareholder|shareholders]], [[Stakeholder capitalism|stakeholders]], and the general greater good. | |||
This does not stop them engaging in self-aggrandising acts of incautious immodesty and, at the limit, utter fantasy when describing their own impact on the social history of commerce. | |||
A guide to those self-penned [[LinkedIn]] profile descriptions. We all know what they say, and let’s face it: you know what they ''mean''. | |||
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