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[[File:Morlock.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A ''pre'' [[MBA]] [[subject matter expert]], yesterday.]] | |||
}}A three-letter [[initialism]] that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. | |||
Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s, and aspired to by ne’er-do-well [[subject matter expert]]s who dream of, one day, being set free from of their mortal confinement (i.e., doing actually useful things) and ascending into the [[Middle management|middle management]] layer where they are less prone to ''elimination'', and more inclined to ''eliminate''. | |||
It is remarkable how easily one forgets. Many a vivacious fellow has gone away to Wharton, and come back dead behind the eyes. | |||
So, head for a bunker if you encounter one of these people, before they easily say something, and assign ''you'' to ensure it is done. | |||
They’ll say it’s in the [[service catalog]]. You’ll (want to) say, “here’s to you, [[snapperhead]]...”. | |||
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*[[Middle management]] | |||
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