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-Three letters that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head. Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s. Head for a bunker if you encounter one of these, before they say something easily, and assign you to do it.
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+[[File:Morlock.jpg|450px|thumb|center|A ''pre'' [[MBA]] [[subject matter expert]], yesterday.]]
+}}A three-letter [[initialism]] that should sound an instant air-raid siren in your head.
-They'll say it's in the [[service catalog]].
+Usually possessed by [[management consultant]]s, and aspired to by ne’er-do-well [[subject matter expert]]s who dream of, one day, being set free from of their mortal confinement (i.e., doing actually useful things) and ascending into the [[Middle management|middle management]] layer where they are less prone to ''elimination'', and more inclined to ''eliminate''.
-{{dramatis personae}}
+It is remarkable how easily one forgets.  Many a vivacious fellow has gone away to Wharton, and come back dead behind the eyes.
+So, head for a bunker if you encounter one of these people, before they easily say something, and assign ''you'' to ensure it is done.
+They’ll say it’s in the [[service catalog]].  You’ll (want to) say, “here’s to you, [[snapperhead]]...”.
+{{sa}}
+*[[Best in class]]
+*[[Middle management]]
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