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{{a|opco|}}Having been called out Boone and his new partner Graeber hasten to a strip mall on the outskirts of the city where their ex-colleague Melvin is holed up, barricaded in the GameStop premises. It’s in the old Blockbuster building. Melvin’s flagship fund vehicle — a twin-class 2/20 clipper out of Georgetown — is badly holed and leaking liquidity. He’s shipping fire from all sides but — weird — the conventional combatants’ artillery depots are all silent. Third Point, Icahn and Pershing Missile have actually sent down a peace-keeping detachment. Ackman is crying.
{{a|opcoboone|}}Having been called out Boone and his new partner Graeber hasten to a strip mall on the outskirts of the city where their ex-colleague Melvin is holed up, barricaded in the GameStop premises. It’s in the old Blockbuster building. Melvin’s flagship fund vehicle — a twin-class 2/20 clipper out of Georgetown — is badly holed and leaking liquidity. He’s shipping fire from all sides but — weird — the conventional combatants’ artillery depots are all silent. Third Point, Icahn and Pershing Missile have actually sent down a peace-keeping detachment. Ackman is crying.


Boone: This must be some new kind of FWMD. A distributed denial of shortage attack.  
Boone: This must be some new kind of FWMD. A distributed denial of shortage attack.  
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Graeber: “Go on, jump!”
Graeber: “Go on, jump!”


Palmer Jenkins: “Graeberrrr! Get back here!”
Palmer: “Graeberrrr! Get back here!”


But Graeber has gone. He is running feverishly across the plain towards the hordes of barbarians shouting and weaving his arms.
But Graeber has gone. He is running feverishly across the plain towards the hordes of barbarians shouting and weaving his arms.
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Boone says, “what the hell is he doing!? They’ll kill him!”
Boone says, “what the hell is he doing!? They’ll kill him!”


“Only if I don’t get to him first,” muttered Palmer Jenkins, and started firing on him.
“Only if I don’t get to him first,” muttered Palmer, and started firing on him.


Boone says, wait. There are unusual things happening here. This could be
Boone says, wait. There are unusual things happening here. This could be