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Microsoft [[PowerPoint]] is the market-standard software package on which one generates “decks”. A deck is a form of animated presentation one inflicts on powerless underlings in order to promise and deliver little. In the hands of an individual gifted in the magic of middle management, PowerPoint can turn base metal into fool’s gold.
Microsoft [[PowerPoint]] is the market-standard software package on which one generates “decks”. A [[deck]] is a form of animated presentation one inflicts on powerless underlings in order to promise much and deliver little. In the hands of an individual gifted in the magic of [[middle management]], [[PowerPoint]] can turn base metal into fool’s gold.


But you knew that already. More interesting is PowerPoint’s central role in the development of the modern business dialect, [[management speak]]. PowerPoint’s linguistic foundation comprises not just the traditional Roman alphabet but a supplemental lexicon of wingdings, pull-outs, bullets and animated transitions through which one can communicate in ways previously alien to the Indo-European tradition. This makes [[management speak]] a sort of base sixteen to ordinary English’s decimal; an illegitimate off-spring of our historical linguistic traditions and perhaps the first genuinely new dialect to emerge since the Latin five thousand years ago.
But you knew that already. More interesting is PowerPoint’s central role in the development of the modern business dialect, [[management speak]]. PowerPoint’s linguistic foundation comprises not just the traditional Roman alphabet but a supplemental lexicon of wingdings, pull-outs, bullets and animated transitions through which one can communicate in ways previously alien to the Indo-European tradition. This makes [[management speak]] a sort of base sixteen to ordinary English’s decimal; an illegitimate off-spring of our historical linguistic traditions and perhaps the first genuinely new dialect to emerge since the Latin five thousand years ago.