Money: Difference between revisions

:''“I don’t need money. I need questions answered.'' <br>

:''Question number one: Can I have some money?”''

It is misunderstood by tech people ([[bitcoin]] isn’t cash; it’s a fraudulent asset); by people who ask for [[client money]] protection from a [[bank]], and by those who aspire to take [[Security interest|security]] over it.

''Cash is not an asset. It is not property.'' Cash is is a token of abstract value. It is a will ’o’ the wisp, a woodland sprite, an ephemerality which floats freely of the mortal chains of commerce. It is like Sandy Denny, or one of those free-spirited hippie types that dances round toadstools: It cannot be owned, only ''held''<ref>“Ford! Ford! We just needed to be held!”<br>“Well, you got the bonus plan. Ohhh”</ref> — which is another way of saying whoever holds it owns it, outright, against all the world. [[Cash]] requires your total commitment, or nothing: you can’t futz around with it, you can’t declare a trust over it, pledge it, or hold it for anyone other than yourself.

Try telling that to a [[US attorney]], of course. Undoubtedly they’ll have found a way of granting [[security]] over cash, which will make about as much sense as [[rehypothecation]]. It probably involves [[rehypothecation]], come to think of it.