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===The breaching whale train===
===The breaching whale train===
The pint-sized-train-appearing-from-the-bowels-of-the-earth-at-a-level-crossing:
The pint-sized-train-appearing-from-the-bowels-of-the-earth-at-a-level-crossing:
{{Image|Train crossing|MP4|}}
<Youtube>https://youtube.com/shorts/jrQ1igCI2X8</youtube>
I can't stop watching this. It just gets stupider and stupider each time you see it.
We can't stop watching this. It just gets stupider and stupider each time you see it.


Why would anyone engineer an underground train to spontaneously pop out of the ground at a level crossing?  
Why would anyone engineer an underground train to spontaneously pop out of the ground at a level crossing?  
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What happens to the cars that are on the road when it splits in half? Do they just collapse into a chasm?
What happens to the cars that are on the road when it splits in half? Do they just collapse into a chasm?


Who are these teeny little high speed trains meant to be for in the first place? Subterranean gnomes? Where are they going, and what's the hurry? Why the need to terrorise earthling pedestrians?
Who are these teeny little high speed trains meant to be for in the first place? Subterranean gnomes? Where are they going, and what’s the hurry? Why the need to terrorise Earthling pedestrians?


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