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Presuming you don’t, therefore, the “earthquake bed” is rather like an exorbitantly expensive, failure-prone and murderous warranty for a toaster that is unlikely to break in the first place. | Presuming you don’t, therefore, the “earthquake bed” is rather like an exorbitantly expensive, failure-prone and murderous warranty for a toaster that is unlikely to break in the first place. | ||
===Detachable airplane cabin=== | ===Detachable airplane cabin=== | ||
Herewith the “self-disassembling-when-already-malfunctioning plane”. | |||
{{quote|“Preliminary calculations show that the weight of the aircraft will increase slightly. BUT YOU WILL FLY WITHOUT FEAR FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!”}} | |||
<youtube>https://youtu.be/ZPkr3A9DTOc</youtube> | <youtube>https://youtu.be/ZPkr3A9DTOc</youtube> | ||
“He who saves a single soul saves the whole world,” said Confucius, but we are not sure that trying to save the whole of economy class will save a single soul. It is an interesting question, actually: would first and business get lumped in with coach? Perhaps cattle class just get issued with plastic parachutes while the whole of the cocktail bar and the lie-flat seats is allowed to drift down in stately elegance. | “He who saves a single soul saves the whole world,” said Confucius, but we are not sure that trying to save the whole of economy class will save a single soul. It is an interesting question, actually: would first and business get lumped in with coach? Perhaps cattle class just get issued with plastic parachutes while the whole of the cocktail bar and the lie-flat seats is allowed to drift down in stately elegance. | ||