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[[File:Stradivarius.jpg|450px|thumb|center|An [[expensive musical instrument]], yesterday]]
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''So I took my [[negotiable cow]] <br>  
''So I took my cow <br>  
''And I cashed it against the wall <br>
''And I cashed it against the wall. <br>
''I cashed it against the floor <br>
''I cashed it against the floor. <br>
''I cashed it againt the body of a varsity cheerleader <br>
''I cashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader. <br>
''Cashed it against the hood of a car <br>
''Cashed it against the hood of a car. <br>
''Cashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson <br>
''Cashed it against a 1981 Harley-Davidson. <br>
''And I ran upstairs to my parents bedroom <br>
''And I ran upstairs to my parents’ bedroom, where<br>
''Mommy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight
''Mommy and Daddy were sleeping quietly in the moonlight.
''Slowly I opened the door — <br>
''Slowly I opened the door — <br>
''Creeping into the shadows right up to the foot of their bed <br>
''Creeping into the shadows, right up to the foot of their bed<br>
''I raised my [[negotiable instrument]] high above my head <br>
''I raised the cow high above my head, <br>
''And just as I was about to bring it crashing down <br>
''And just as I was about to bring it crashing down <br>
''My father woke up, screaming “STOP!!” <br>
''My father woke up, screaming “STOP!!” <br>
''“Wait a minute! Stop it, boy! What do you think you’re ''doing''?” <br>
''“Wait a minute! Stop it, boy! What do you think you’re ''doing''?” <br>
''“That’s no way to treat an expensive [[negotiable instrument]]!” <br>
''“That’s no way to treat an expensive negotiable instrument!” <br>
''And I said, “God ''damn'' it Daddy you ''know'' I love you,” <br>
''And I said, “God ''damn'' it, Daddy: you ''know'' I love you,” <br>
''“But you've got a ''hell'' of a lot to learn about Rock ’n’ Roll!” <br>
''“But you’ve got a ''hell'' of a lot to learn about Rock ’n’ Roll!” <br>
:—Jim Steinman,  ''Love, Death and an American Milking Devon''}}
:—Jim Steinman,  ''Love, Death and an American Milking Devon''}}
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