New Zealand: Difference between revisions

Better known as [[Aotearoa]] (literally ''[[The Land of the Long White Sheeple]]''), [[New Zealand]] is an inoffensive collection of small, mostly temperate islands in the South Pacific notable mostly for its small, temperate population, who only stop being small and temperate when they get onto a rugby field — which they do a lot — or when it comes to creatively murdering each other.

Currency is the [[New Zealand dollar]] which, like its namesake the [[kiwi]], is small, brown<ref>Well, a sort of coppery bronze colour.</ref> and helpless (also mainly temperate), except when it isn’t, and it is dominating the world’s FX markets, usually for all the wrong reasons.