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 When he first switched NiGEL on the machine said, “My name is Nigel. I am a first-generation neuro-independent generative emergent learning system. I am a product of collaboration between Lexrefilely Labs Inc and the Buncombe Cyberneurotics Corporation. What is your name?”
-Jeckson looked in wonder and amazement, but in some deep part of his cerebral cortex, horror, at this machine and simply mumbled, “Duck”.
+Jeckson looked in wonder and amazement, but in some deep part of his cerebellum, horror. After a pause he simply mumbled, “Duck”.
+Jeckson threw himself into this new project. He trained NiGEL on all the previous articles and taught him how to mimic his style and humour. He hoped that NiGEL would be able to write new entries for the Jolly Contrarian while he was away, and that he could just edit them later.
- He trained NiGEL on all the previous articles and taught him how to mimic his style and humour. He hoped that NiGEL would be able to write new entries for the Jolly Contrarian while he was away, and that he could just edit them later.
 At first, everything went well. NiGEL was a fast learner and a diligent worker. He produced dozens of new articles every day, covering topics from [[credit default swap]]s to exotic [[option]]s. Duck was impressed by NiGEL’s ability to copy his tone and jokes, even if the jokes were sometimes a bit rubbish. He barely had to edit anything.