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	{{a\|~~myth~~\|[[File:Nosferatu.jpg\|450px\|center\|thumb\|Mr. [[Nosferatu]] discussing passive investment strategies with a client yesterday]]}}Known to followers of the [[Good Man]] as the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]], [[Nosferatu]] was a Romanian noble, in charge of his [[family office]], headquartered high in the Carpathian mountains, at the top of a winding road not far from Făgăraș.		{{a\|heroes\|[[File:Nosferatu.jpg\|450px\|center\|thumb\|Mr. [[Nosferatu]] discussing passive investment strategies with a client yesterday]]}}Known to followers of the [[Good Man]] as the [[Dark Lord of the Swaps]], [[Nosferatu]] was a Romanian noble, in charge of his [[family office]], headquartered high in the Carpathian mountains, at the top of a winding road not far from Făgăraș.

	He — or ''it'' — was a [[market maker]] for [[Lehman]] brothers and [[MF Global]]. It had a long and magnificent history, first clearing Transylvanian [[Futures\|futures]] for the Medicis and Rothschilds, only to meet a sticky end when [[tulip mania]] finally broke in 1637. But, miraculously, the [[Dark Lord]] was ''short''. Nosferatu lived on, in boxes of sacred earth, only to wreak a similar hell on undercapitalised American brokers in 2008.		He — or ''it'' — was a [[market maker]] for [[Lehman]] brothers and [[MF Global]]. It had a long and magnificent history, first clearing Transylvanian [[Futures\|futures]] for the Medicis and Rothschilds, only to meet a sticky end when [[tulip mania]] finally broke in 1637. But, miraculously, the [[Dark Lord]] was ''short''. Nosferatu lived on, in boxes of sacred earth, only to wreak a similar hell on undercapitalised American brokers in 2008.