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-{{f|Or any part thereof}} and its many variants is an elegantly redundant square of {{tag|flannel}}, perfect for wiping clean the face of just the kind of cherub who would never get his little boat-race grubby in the first place. You know the kind. Butter wouldn’t melt in his jumped-up little gob.
+[[File:Or any part thereof.png|thumb|Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it, [[Counselor]]]]{{f|Or any part thereof}} and its many variants is an elegantly redundant square of {{tag|flannel}}, perfect for wiping clean the face of just the kind of cherub who would never get his little boat-race grubby in the first place. You know the kind. Butter wouldn’t melt in his jumped-up little gob.
-When it comes to face-washing, or chopping down trees in Canada, you may need {{tag|flannel}}, but to state it baldly and without qualification omits the undeniable fact you may not need ''the whole thing''. As pathologically as it abhors elegance, legal language hates a vacuum, and if you’re the sort of [[Mediocre lawyer|attorney]] who believes that a sum does not include each of its parts taken individually, this [[brushed-cotton]] expression is perfect for the pregnant pause you might otherwise have in your draft.
+When it comes to face-washing, or chopping down trees in Canada, you may need {{tag|flannel}}, but to state it baldly and without qualification omits the undeniable fact you may not need ''the whole thing''. As pathologically as it abhors elegance, legal language deplores a vacuum, and if you’re the sort of [[Mediocre lawyer|attorney]] who believes that a sum does not include each of its parts taken individually, this expression is perfect for the pregnant pause you might otherwise have in your draft.
+It is also a satisfying way of “improving” the drafting of any pernickety [[counselor]]  — a slam dunk, a fish shot dead in a barrel, the find of flourish that immediately precedes the expression “IN YOUR FACE”, a vigorous high-five and a flamboyant pimp-roll around the end-zone while your team mates mob you.
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