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'''Usage'''<br>
'''Usage'''<br>
''Well, you only have yourself to blame. You know what they say: [[don’t take a piece of paper to a knife fight]].''
''Well, you only have yourself to blame. You know what they say: [[don’t take a piece of paper to a knife fight]].''
==What a piece of paper is not===
Some of the [[JC]]’s hoary old platitudes about what pieces of paper are ''not'' for:
===Don’t codify internal policy===
[[Contract]]s are no place to reinforce your internal [[Policy|policies]] about things, however much [[internal audit]] might think that’s a good idea.


Some of the [[JC]]’s hoary old platitudes about what pieces of paper are ''not'' for:
For one thing, [[policy|policies]] are often stupid, overblown things — no, no, I realise that sounds outrageous but it has been known to be true. Some see policy as “codified overreactions to situations that are unlikely to happen again,” in {{author|Jason Fried}}’s snappy words — and whilst, of course, it is great to have a set of idealised, pedantic<ref>Did I say “pedantic”? I mean “prudent”.</ref> steps to ensure things are done properly and nothing gets screwed up, putting those in a contract turns a prudent [[checklist]] into a contractually enforceable truncheon with which your counterparty can beat you, should someone disregard those pedantic steps, ''even if nothing gets screwed up''. Some of you might fancy the occasional beating from a contractual truncheon — different strokes for different folks
*'''Don’t codify internal policy''': [[Contract]]s are no place to reinforce your internal [[Policy|policies]] about things, however much internal audit might think that’s a good idea. for one thing, policies are often stupid, overblown things — “codified overreactions to situations that are unlikely to happen again,” in {{author|Jason Fried}}’s snappy words — and whilst, of course, it is great to have a set of idealised, pedantic<ref>Did I say “pedantic”? I mean “prudent”.</ref> steps to ensure things are done properly and nothing gets screwed up, putting those in a contract turns a prudent [[checklist]] into a contractually enforceable truncheon with which your counterparty can beat you, should someone disregard those pedantic steps, ''even if nothing gets screwed up''. and if there is one thing we know about the [[meatware]], it ''will'' fail to follow pre-ordained steps, because ''that’s how the [[meatware]] rolls''. as an exercise in exalting [[La Vittoria della Forma sulla Sostanza|''form'' at the expense of ''substance'']] — a cardinal sin in the [[JC]]’s playbook — you could hardly ask for a better example.<ref>Employment lawyers: we don’t often spend time talking to you, but the classic HR error is to put the employer’s pre-agreed procedural steps for conducting any disciplinary hearing into an employment contract. That way any failure to follow that ''exact'' process, however pointless, is a [[breach of contract]] and no longer simply a question of procedural fairness but, as a clear-cut breach of contract, a ''substantial'' unfairness.</ref> Besides, your policies can and will change. Do you fancy repapering every time ''that'' happens?
 
Now if there is one thing we know about the [[meatware]], it ''will'' fail to follow pre-ordained steps, because ''that’s how the [[meatware]] rolls''. as an exercise in exalting [[La Vittoria della Forma sulla Sostanza|''form'' at the expense of ''substance'']] — a cardinal sin in the [[JC]]’s playbook — you could hardly ask for a better example.<ref>Employment lawyers: we don’t often spend time talking to you, but the classic HR error is to put the employer’s pre-agreed procedural steps for conducting any disciplinary hearing into an employment contract. That way any failure to follow that ''exact'' process, however pointless, is a [[breach of contract]] and no longer simply a question of procedural fairness but, as a clear-cut breach of contract, a ''substantial'' unfairness.</ref> Besides, your policies can and will change. Do you fancy repapering every time ''that'' happens?
*'''Don’t ask your counterparty to underwrite your internal governance''': Contracts are no place to outsource your own internal policy governance on your counterparty either. Herewith the age-old chestnut of the [[authorised signatory lists]]. Likewise, if your counterparty says, for example, “we are a UCITS fund and we can’t enter into term repo trades, so we need a right to terminate on any day, at par” — thereby helping themselves to a free option at your expense, in the name of regulatory compliance — your answer is “If you aren’t allowed to do term trades, the solution is really easy: ''don’t'' do term trades. There’s no reason I should underwrite your internal lack of governance.”
*'''Don’t ask your counterparty to underwrite your internal governance''': Contracts are no place to outsource your own internal policy governance on your counterparty either. Herewith the age-old chestnut of the [[authorised signatory lists]]. Likewise, if your counterparty says, for example, “we are a UCITS fund and we can’t enter into term repo trades, so we need a right to terminate on any day, at par” — thereby helping themselves to a free option at your expense, in the name of regulatory compliance — your answer is “If you aren’t allowed to do term trades, the solution is really easy: ''don’t'' do term trades. There’s no reason I should underwrite your internal lack of governance.”
{{callout|A [[risk controller]] who thinks, let alone says out loud: “at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about documentation” needs to be told to get his coat. It is '''not''' “all about documentation”. It is about making sure the shit '''doesn’t''' hit the bloody fan.}}
{{callout|A [[risk controller]] who thinks, let alone says out loud: “at end of the day, if the shit hits the fan, it is all about documentation” needs to be told to get his coat. It is '''not''' “all about documentation”. It is about making sure the shit '''doesn’t''' hit the bloody fan.}}