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{{pe}}A {{tag|preposition}} is a word, like [[with]] or [[to]] or [[of]], with which one should not end of a sentence — ''if you’re speaking {{tag|Latin}}''. Since (if you’re smart) you’re not, you may put your preposition wherever you damn well please. Like the pendant’s aversion to [[split infinitive]]s, this is a bogus grammatical rule to boldly be dismissive of.
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[[File:Major Oak.JPG|450px|thumb|center|Sherwood Forest, yesterday]]
}}A {{tag|preposition}} is a word, like [[with]] or [[to]] or [[of]], with which one should not end of a sentence — ''if you’re speaking {{tag|Latin}}''. Since (if you’re smart) you’re not, you may put your preposition wherever you damn well please. Like the pendant’s aversion to [[split infinitive]]s, this is a bogus grammatical rule to boldly be dismissive of.


Prepositions do the important but prosaic job of putting {{tag|noun}}s and {{tag|pronoun}}s in relation to each other — “the cat sat '''[[on]]''' the mat” — so you have your work cut out if you want to put one at the end a sentence. But, by all means, try to.  
Prepositions do the important but prosaic job of putting {{tag|noun}}s and {{tag|pronoun}}s in relation to each other — “the cat sat '''[[on]]''' the mat” — so you have your work cut out if you want to put one at the end a sentence. But, by all means, try to.  
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===How to deal with a preposition pedant===
===How to deal with a preposition pedant===
From an etiquette perspective, there is only one way of dealing with a preposition pedant, and it is as follows.
From an etiquette perspective, there is only one way of dealing with a preposition pedant, and it is as set out in the following dramatisation:


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:''SCENE: Sherwood Forest, Nottinghamshire. An INNOCENT tourist, whom we expect hails from the Mid-West, accosts a local rambler. Little beknown to him, the rambler is a PEDANT.''
:''SCENE: Sherwood Forest, Nottinghamshire. An INNOCENT tourist, whom we expect hails from the Mid-West, accosts a local rambler. Little beknown to him, the rambler is a PEDANT.''
:'''Innocent''': Say: where’s this Robin Hood at?  
:'''Innocent''': Say: where’s this Robin Hood at?  
:'''Pedant''': You know, you really shouldn’t put a preposition at the end of a sentence.
:'''Pedant''': You know, you really shouldn’t put a preposition at the end of a sentence.
:'''Innocent''': All right, then. ''(clears throat)'' Say: where’s this Robin Hood at, ''asshole''?
:'''Innocent''': All right, then. ''(clears throat)'' Say: where’s this Robin Hood at, ''asshole''?
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