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Raptors were curious reptilio hybrid [[espievie]]s conceived from the reptilio-hybrid brow of [[Andrew Fastow]]’s superbrain. [[Enron]] established raptors to shield itself from [[mark-to-market]] losses in its growing equity investment business. | Raptors were curious reptilio hybrid [[espievie]]s conceived from the reptilio-hybrid brow of [[Andrew Fastow]]’s superbrain. [[Enron]] established raptors to shield itself from [[mark-to-market]] losses in its growing equity investment business. | ||
Yet, JUST LIKE IN THE FILM the raptors turned on their creator, ate the fat guy and laid waste to the whole fantasy island, leaving only Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern to escape the smoking wreckage. | Yet, JUST LIKE IN THE FILM<ref>Jurassic Park, you dolt!</ref> the raptors turned on their creator, ate the fat guy and laid waste to the whole fantasy island, leaving only Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern to escape the smoking wreckage. | ||
They give the harmless [[espievie]] a bad name and [[Mediocre lawyer|structured finance lawyers]] are still pretty angry about them, nearly twenty years later. | They give the harmless [[espievie]] a bad name and [[Mediocre lawyer|structured finance lawyers]] are still pretty angry about them, nearly twenty years later. | ||
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