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Raptors were [[ | {{a|myth|[[File:Dinocheckers.jpg|450px|center]]}}Raptors were curious reptilio hybrid [[espievie]]s conceived from the reptilio-hybrid brow of Andrew Fastow’s superbrain. [[Enron]] established raptors to shield itself from [[mark-to-market]] losses in its growing equity investment business. | ||
They give the harmless [[espievie]] a bad name and [[Mediocre lawyer|structured finance lawyers]] are still pretty angry about them | Yet, JUST LIKE IN THE FILM<ref>Jurassic Park, you dolt!</ref> the raptors turned on their creator, ate the fat guy and laid waste to the whole fantasy island, leaving only Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern to escape the smoking wreckage. | ||
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They give the harmless [[espievie]] a bad name and [[Mediocre lawyer|structured finance lawyers]] are still pretty angry about them, nearly twenty years later. | |||
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