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{{a|repack|{{fwmd|Repack programme}}}}A secured [[medium term note]] programme created by a zombie queen ant [[repackaging vehicle]] captive to the demands of a [[broker/dealer]] and used to sell [[securitised]] [[structured products]], [[par asset swap]]s, [[credit-linked notes]] and all that good stuff. | {{a|repack|{{fwmd|Repack programme}}}}{{dpn|/ˌriːˈpækɪʤɪŋ ˈprəʊɡræm/|n|}} | ||
A secured [[medium term note]] programme created by a zombie queen ant [[repackaging vehicle]], captive to the demands of a [[broker/dealer]] and used to sell [[securitised]] [[structured products]], [[par asset swap]]s, [[credit-linked notes]] and all that good stuff. | |||
==== GOAT | ==== GOAT repack programme ==== | ||
The second best | The ''second''-best repackaging programme in the history of the universe was [[Goldman Sachs]] International’s “'''MaJoR'''” Multi-Jurisdiction Repackaging Programme<ref>[https://patents.google.com/patent/EP1597650A2/en Patent applied for!]</ref> which, as its name suggests, was as cool as Jon and Ponch. You know, the ones from TV’s “[[CHiPs]]”.<ref>Youngsters: {{google|CHiPs}}.</ref> | ||
But time and tide encroached, and it fell into disuse, babbling away to its old friend and programmer, Duck Jeckson, as it went into | But time and tide encroached, and it fell into disuse, babbling away to its old friend and programmer, [[Duck Jeckson]], as it went into middle-aged infirmity, about a yet ''greater'' repackaging platform, yet to be designed. | ||
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{{script|Duck Jeckson}}: Wait, ''second'' greatest? I thought you ''were'' the greatest? <Br> | {{script|Duck Jeckson}}: Wait, ''second'' greatest? I thought you ''were'' the greatest? <Br> | ||
{{script| | {{script|MaJoR}}: ''[at this stage into its cups]'' You heard me. <br> | ||
{{script|Duck Jeckson}}: Who is greater? Surely not SPIRE? <br> | {{script|Duck Jeckson}}: Who is greater? Surely not SPIRE? <br> | ||
{{script|MaJor}}: SPIRE? Pah! Trouble me not with such pocket discombubulator stuff. No, I speak of none but the repackaging programme that is to come after me. A ''FAST'' programme, one whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate, but yet I will provide them —<br> | {{script|MaJor}}: SPIRE? Pah! Trouble me not with such pocket discombubulator stuff. No, I speak of none but the repackaging programme that is to come after me. A ''FAST'' programme, one whose merest operational parameters I am not worthy to calculate, but yet I will provide them —<br> |