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-{{a|confcall|}}Per [[Otto Büchstein]]’s formulation in [[Discourse on Intercourse]], the person on the [[conference call]]  whose fundamental essence is to tell the others what to do (in  [[Büchstein]]’s phraseology a “action-assigning thing” or “[[res bossitans]]”). More generally, the person — often a contractor from Deloitte — whose sacred role in the organisation is to prod his colleagues in the ribs whenever they seem to be enjoying themselves.
+{{a|confcall|}}Per [[Otto Büchstein]]’s formulation in [[Discourse on Intercourse]], the person on the [[conference call]]  whose fundamental essence is to tell the others what to do (in  [[Büchstein]]’s phraseology a “[[action-assigning thing]]” or “[[res bossitans]]”). More generally, the person — often a contractor from Deloitte — whose sacred role in the organisation is to prod his colleagues in the ribs whenever they seem to be enjoying themselves.
 The classic exchange is this:
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 :'''Attendee 1''': OK, so that there seems to be consensus: it sounds like a bad idea.
 :'''Attendee 2''': Agreed. It’s hard to configure, there are potential regulatory issues and it doesn’t really fit our business model.
-:'''Attendee 3''': Yeah, but the industry group  —  ''(shrugs)'' — [[Goldman]].
+:'''Attendee 3''': Yeah, but the industry group  —  ''(shrugs)'' — um ... [[Goldman]].
 :'''Attendee 1''': Stupid idea, though, right?
 :'''Attendee 2''': Yeah. But who knows — maybe they’ll figure out a way to make this work, but not likely.
 :'''Attendee 3''': OK why don't we just leave it?
 :'''Attendee 1''': Yeah, definitely. Maybe just keep an eye on it — in case they ''do'' figure it out.
-:'''Attendee 2''':Yeah. Monitor it. We can join later if that happens. Just monitor it.<ref>Needless to say this is code for “forget it”. Alas, this code is unknown to [[res bossitans]].
+:'''Attendee 2''':Yeah. Monitor it. We can join later if that happens. Just monitor it.<ref>Needless to say this is code for “forget it”. Alas, this code is unknown to [[res bossitans]].</ref>
 :'''Attendee 3''':Passively.
 :'''All attendees''' ''(nodding, in unison)'': ''Passively'' monitor it.
 :'''[[Res bossitans]]''' ''(clears throat)'': Who is going to take an action to passively monitor it?