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{{a| | {{a|confcall|}}Per [[Otto Büchstein]]’s formulation in [[Discourse on Intercourse]], the person on the [[conference call]] whose fundamental essence is to tell the others what to do (in [[Büchstein]]’s phraseology a “action-assigning thing” or “[[res bossitans]]”). More generally, the person — often a contractor from Deloitte — whose sacred role in the organisation is to prod his colleagues in the ribs whenever they seem to be enjoying themselves. | ||
The classic exchange is this: | |||
''Scene: An [[all-hands conference call]]. Late in the day. Attendees, severally, quietly feel their life essences drain away.'' | ''Scene: An [[all-hands conference call]]. Late in the day. Attendees, severally, quietly feel their life essences drain away.'' | ||
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:'''All attendees''' ''(nodding, in unison)'': ''Passively'' monitor it. | :'''All attendees''' ''(nodding, in unison)'': ''Passively'' monitor it. | ||
:'''[[Res | :'''[[Res bossitans]]''' ''(clears throat)'': Who is going to take an action to passively monitor it? |