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If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:
If Rick Astley were a tax lawyer:
*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better novel]]
*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better novel than it is, and would have been set in Warrington.
*{{bt|The Firm}} would be a far better film, for that matter, since Rick Astley is a lot less annoying that Tom Cruise.
*{{br|The Firm}} would be a far better film, for that matter, since Rick Astley is a lot less annoying that Tom Cruise.
*[[Never gonna gross you up|This]] would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.
*[[Never gonna gross you up|This]] would have been a number 1 hit for Stock Aitken Waterman.