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Incensed that an [[Stairway to Heaven|elderly lawyer]] should presume to comment upon his [[Stairway to Heaven|lyrics]], Robert Plant & Jimmy Page got their own back when the old solicitor asked Led Zeppelin to sign a [[confidentiality agreement]]. This is what came back in the mail, with a note of costs.<ref>This story is certainly apocryphal.</ref>
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}}Incensed that an [[Stairway to Heaven|elderly lawyer]] should presume to comment upon his [[Stairway to Heaven|lyrics]], Robert Plant got his own back when the old solicitor asked Led Zeppelin to sign a [[confidentiality agreement]].  


=== My Confidential Heart ===
This is what came back in the mail, with a note of costs.<ref>This story is certainly apocryphal.</ref>
''Words and Music by R Plant''


Baby,  baby,  baby (ad lib) <br />
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If you want me to love you <br />
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& tell you all I know<br />
Some things you gotta tell me<br />
Babe,  you gotta show —<br />
Whatever else may happen<br />
What comes down on your head<br />
You’ll never break my confidence<br />
Or tell them what I said.<br />
 
(Listen —<br />
Do you want to know a secret?<br />
Do you promise not to tell?)<ref>We think he may have had a little help from his friends.</ref>
 
& when I say my “[[definitions|Secrets]]”<br />
This is what I mean:<br />
Everything I tell you<br />
About everything I’ve seen<br />
& everything I show you<br />
& everything I knew<br />
& everything I’ve told you<br />
About everything I do.<br />
 
I don’t mean no other things —<br />
Not what the whole world knows<br />
Not what another man has said<br />
That’s not the way it goes<br />
& baby, there’s one other thing<br />
You can cut out & save:<br />
Though you may take<br />
The Secrets that I tell you<br />
To your grave,<br />
 
I never promised anything I told you<br />
Would be true<br />
I never said to no-one<br />
That I’d never lie to you.<br />
Tell me that you will,  my baby<br />
That you’ll do what you can<br />
To keep my secrets safe & sound<br />
& not tell another man<br />
 
You can maybe tell your mama<br />
& tell your daddy too<br />
& tell your regulator<br />
If he tells you you have to<br />
But before you spill my Secrets<br />
(That you promised to the grave)<br />
You gotta let me know<br />
So I can go<br />
& force them to behave<br />
 
Now things may change & we may change —<br />
Our love no more be true.<br />
If it should fail & break apart<br />
Here’s what you’re gonna do:<br />
You’re gonna send it back<br />
You’re gonna hand it back<br />
You’re gonna give it back to me<br />
(But you may choose  <br />
To put beyond your use<br />
The stuff you can’t unsee)<br />
 
I ain’t granting you no licence<br />
Ain’t pledging you no right<br />
& if we should ever quarrel<br />
If we should ever fight<br />
If there’s ever tension<br />
That lovers can’t resolve<br />
There’s a place the I can take you<br />
To make our differences dissolve<br />
 
It ain’t no [[arbitration]]<br />
It ain’t no arbitrary thought<br />
It’s the chancery division<br />
[[governing law|Of an English court]].<br />
So if you want to hear me squeal<br />
Sign on the dotted line<br />
& I’ll open my whole heart to you<br />
One vein at a time.<br />
 
 
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