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 *{{shitmaxim|It takes being let down to appreciate those who lift you up. Be a lifter}} — or, be the one who lets people down and have an equal impact.
 *{{shitmaxim|Believe this: You are exquisite. You are exceptional. You are limitless.}} — or, better still, ''don’t'' believe it since, if you are seeking spiritual guidance from [[LinkedIn]] it almost certainly isn’t true — at least, not in a good way. Even if it might be, there’s much less scope for injury and disappointment if you proceed by assuming it isn’t.
+*{{Shitmaxim|We will all have more leisure time in the future}} — this isn’t [[LinkedIn]] [[yogababble]] so much as delusional conventional wisdom from the [[thought leader]]s of the day.
+*{{Shitmaxim|Not everybody is a game-changer, but everybody can make a game-changing impact and contribution}}: another one from the “by definition, false” collection.
+*{{Shitmaxim|Keep going}}:  ''if you stick at it, you will eventually get exactly where you are meant to be''— Which is fine, as long as that isn't jail, penury, insolvency, ignominy, public humiliation, community service, or the life-long pursuit of the sort of [[bullshit job|tedious employment]] that will drive you to seek wisdom from randoms on [[LinkedIn]].
+*{{Shitmaxim|Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about}}: If only people would belt up about their personal problems every now and then, so this were occasionally ''true''.