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{{a|opcobooneadventure|}}“When it came, the end-game came down fast and hard. It was in a skirmish with a rogue [[structured investment vehicle]] in the Caymans.  
{{a|opcobooneadventure|{{image|SIV|png|}}}}“When it came, the end-game came down fast and hard. It was in a skirmish with a rogue [[structured investment vehicle]] in the Caymans.  
 
Group Captain David Bundie set his jaw. He scanned the ragged company, lined up on a pew and hooked into the static margin line. 


The [[MCA]] transporter was an antique Spartan crate. It rattled and droned and swept low across the water.  
The [[MCA]] transporter was an antique Spartan crate. It rattled and droned and swept low across the water.  


Group Captain Bundie set his jaw. He scanned the ragged company, lined up on a pew and hooked into the static margin line. “Okay, lads, this is it. Anyone who wants can stay aboard —”
“Okay, lads, this is it. Anyone who wants can stay aboard —”


The men, barked, “Sir! No, Sir!” in staccato unison. They numbered off by instinct. Of the original company of 60, nine remained.  
The men, barked, “Sir! No, Sir!” in staccato unison. They numbered off by instinct. Of the original company of 60, nine remained.  
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Bundie looked down, shut his eyes and smiled. “All right, my lovelies, all right.”  
Bundie looked down, shut his eyes and smiled. “All right, my lovelies, all right.”  


The confirm horn squawked. The netting flad flashed green. The nine extant irregulars dropped out of the MCA. The went in [[delta-one]] configuration.  
The [[Confirmation - ISDA Provision|confirm]] horn squawked. The [[Close-out netting|netting flag]] flashed green. The nine extant irregulars dropped out of the [[Master Confirmation Agreement|MCA]]. They set their [[correlation]] dials to 1.0 and went in [[delta-one]] configuration. They formed a tight landing pattern on the beach.  


Frenchie was oldest in the company. He came down last. He snapped his chute and pulled a [[three-point hero drop]] in the high-tide flotsam. The boys yukked it up and moved out.
Frenchie was oldest in the company. He came down last. He snapped-off his chute and pulled a [[three-point hero drop]] in the high-tide flotsam. The boys yukked it up and moved out.


They came armed for stocks: the local partisans were battle-hardened right down the capital structure. Bundie mandated shoulder-mounted [[Master Securities Lending Agreement|Mizzlers]] for all. In case of [[Agent lender|ALD]] cointel interference they carried a brace of bump—stock [[Pledge GMSLA|pledge model]]s that fired from the hip. To guard against [[synthetic equity swap|synthetic]] devices, they backed it up with five late-model ISDAs retrofitted with dynamic margin [[CSA]]s.  
They were armed for [[Equity securities|stocks]]: their Cayman Corps adversaries were battle-hardened right down the capital structure: Bundie mandated shoulder-mounted [[Master Securities Lending Agreement|Mizzlers]] for all. In case of [[Agent lender|ALD]] cointel interference, they carried a brace of bump-stock [[Pledge GMSLA|pledge model]]s. For [[synthetic equity swap|synthetic]]<nowiki/>s cover, they backed it up with late-model [[2002 ISDA Master Agreement|ISDA]]<nowiki/>s retrofitted with [[dynamic margin]] [[CSA]]s.  


Frenchie, of course, had his usual assortment of exotic concoctions: some antique FBF side-arms, an old CMOF and his trusty [[OSLA Anatomy|Osler]] if they really got in a jam.  
Frenchie, of course, had his usual assortment of exotic concoctions: an antique [[FBF]] side-arm, an old CMOF and his trusty [[OSLA Anatomy|Osler]] if they really got in a jam.  


Bundie looked around the boys.  
The unit formed up under the trees. The choppers hung low. They made a din and rucked up the tree-top foliage. Bundie clamped a hand over his hat and bellowed over the racket: “This could get ''tasty'', lads. Hostiles in these parts are well-organised and well-armoured: [[limited recourse]] shielding fore and aft.


“This could get — ah — a little ''tasty''. These hostile units tend to be well armoured: [[limited recourse]] shielding fore and aft.
Tucker chomped on his cheroot. He split a toothy grin and patted his barrel.


Tucker chomped on his cheroot. He split a toothy grin and patted the barrel of his weapon.  “Ain’t no pissant [[Repackaging vehicle|LRV]] going get in the way of ''this'' honey.”  
“Ain’t no pissant [[Repackaging vehicle|LRV]] going get in the way of ''this'' honey. I call it the ''Liquidator.''”  


Tucker’s piece was one ungainly bastard. He called it the ''Liquidator''. It had some universal dock on the magazine.  
It was one ungainly bastard. It had some universal dock on the magazine.  


“What the hell is ''that'', Tucks?” Frenchie chuckled. “That home made?”
“What the hell is ''that'', Tucks?” Frenchie chuckled. “Home-made?”


Tucker shrugged. “It’s a [[Prime brokerage agreement|P.B.A.]] It’s got ''herbs'' my dudes. Universal [[master netting agreement|netter]].”
Tucker shrugged. “It’s a [[Prime brokerage agreement|P.B.A.]] It’s got ''herbs'', my dudes. Multi-calibre. Universal [[master netting agreement|netter]].”


“BP? A Blue Peter job?” Chippy roared.  
“BP? A Blue Peter job?” Chippy roared.  


“‘P. B.,’ As in ''Prime Breaker'', baby. I had it built to custom spec in the [[Linklaters|Links]] chop shop. It’s got stocks, recalls, [[dynamic margin|telescopic margin]] lending, [[Initial margin|I.M. recalibration]] real time. Have a go at this baby —”  
“‘P. B.,’ As in ''Prime Breaker'', baby. I had it built to custom spec in the [[Linklaters|Links]] chop shop. It’s got stocks, recalls, [[dynamic margin|telescopic margin]] lending, [[Initial margin|I.M. recalibration]] real time. Have a go at this baby —”  


He handed it to Chippy. Chippy waved it about.  
He handed it to Chippy. Chippy waved it about.  
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Frenchie chuckled. Biff whistled. Chippy was out cold.  
Frenchie chuckled. Biff whistled. Chippy was out cold.  


Tucker grinned, slapped Chippy’s chops and brought his buddy back topside. “You like? Huh?”
Tucker grinned, slapped Chippy’s chops and brought his buddy back topside.
 
“You like? Huh?”


The black mushroom wooded and dissipated. Bundie scrambled to his feet, glaring. “Jesus, Tucker! You’ll kill the lot of us! They’ll see that blast signal for miles around! +++[[Top urgent]], boys. Attack now imminent.”
The black mushroom wooded and dissipated. Bundie scrambled to his feet, glaring. “Jesus, Tucker! You’ll kill the lot of us! They’ll see that blast signal for miles around! +++[[Top urgent]], boys. Attack now imminent.”
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“Oh, fucking ''great''. They’re on to us.” Bundie re-glared at Tucker.  
“Oh, fucking ''great''. They’re on to us.” Bundie re-glared at Tucker.  


“we got an ID yet, kiddo?”
“We got an ID yet, kiddo?”


The young radio operator was barely eighteen. He ran a redline. “A reloadable [[MTN]] configuration of some sort, sir. Programmable, most likely.”
The radio operator was barely eighteen. He ran a [[redline]]. “A reloadable [[MTN]] configuration of some sort, sir. Programmable, most likely.”


Frenchie let out a low whistle. Bundie swept up the map. “Thank-you, Lance-Corporal. C’mon fellows we need to move off the beach, lads, and fast.”
Frenchie let out a low whistle. Bundie swept up the map. “Thank-you, Lance-Corporal. C’mon, fellows — we need to move off the beach, lads, and fast.”


They got no further. The armoured turret of a huge MOU smashed through the pines.  
They got no further. The armoured turret of a huge MOU smashed through the pines.  
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“Jesus. [[SIV]]s!”
“Jesus. [[SIV]]s!”


Swart whoooed. She shucked her [[CSA]] and reloaded.
Swart ''whoooed''. She shucked her [[CSA]] and reloaded.


Biffer yeehaared.  
Biffer yeehaared.  
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Tucker blammed out out some shells from the Liquidator. It disoriented the advancing machines and threw a curtain of indeterminacy around the theatre. The [[SIV]]s kept coming.
Tucker blammed out out some shells from the Liquidator. It disoriented the advancing machines and threw a curtain of indeterminacy around the theatre. The [[SIV]]s kept coming.


Frenchie flip-cocked his piece and hollered, “feeding time at ze zoo, mon cher.
Frenchie flip-cocked his piece and hollered, “feeding time at ze zoo, ''mon cher''.”  
 
Bundie sniffed the air. “Something’s — not — right. They’re  —  it’s just  — 


The boys weren't listening. They smelled a firefight. They fanned out to fill their boots.  
Bundie sniffed the air. “Something’s — not — ''right''. They’re — it’s just — ”


Tucker and Frenchie went left.  
But the boys weren’t listening. They smelled a firefight. They fanned out and pressed, intent on filling their boots.  


Biffer went right.  
Tucker and Frenchie went left. Biffer went right. Swart kicked off her vol damper and went charging in on foot with a sawn-off repo.  


Swart kicked off her vol damper and went charging in on foot with a sawn-off repo.
Bundie stood motionless in the clearing. Adrenalin flooded his core. “Something’s not right, lads,” he screamed.  


Bundie stood motionless in the clearing. Adrenalin flooded his core. “Something’s not right, lads,” he said.  
But the unit kept advancing.  


But the unit kept advancing. Only the lance-corporal even heard him. The boy stayed close. “Stay frosty, son — this is going to get sticky. But be prepared to move fast. You may have to make some calls. I’ve your back, lad.”
Only the Lance-Corporal even heard him. The boy stayed close. He mussed the lad’s hair. “Stay frosty, son — this is going to get sticky. But be prepared to move fast. You may have to make some calls. I’ve your back, lad.”


“But who’s got yours, sir?”
The boy regarded him with a steeliness that took him aback. “But who’s got yours, sir?”


Bundie pressed a weapon into the boy’s hand. It was a late model ISDA. The boy gaped.
Bundie pressed a weapon into the boy’s hand. It was a late model [[ISDA Master Agreement|ISDA]]. The boy gaped.


“''You'' do, son. We stand, or fall, together.”  
“''You'' do, son. We stand, or fall, together.”  
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The boy nodded.
The boy nodded.


At that moment the [[SIV]] started rolling.  
At that moment the [[SIV]]’s massive conduit tracks started ''rolling''.  


“Stand by: Incoming.”
“Stand by: Incoming.”


“Oh, come on, cherie — we ’ave a little fun, n’est-ce pas? —”
Frenchie yipped. “Oh, come on, ''cherie'' — we ’ave a little fun, ''n’est-ce pas''? —”


Bundie shook his head. “Let’s hit the trees, boys.”  
Bundie shook his head. “Let’s hit the trees, boys.”  
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What happened next would be with him for the rest of his life — a period far longer than, as he watched the disaster unfold, he held any hope of expecting to see.  
What happened next would be with him for the rest of his life — a period far longer than, as he watched the disaster unfold, he held any hope of expecting to see.  


SIVs had grunt in the flat, toted decent firepower — you couldn't be casual with them — but they were unwieldy bastards. They had limited downside protection against liquidity drains, were underpowered in choppy markets, and basically under-gunned. Against and anyone who knew what it was doing they were easy pickings. They should be no match for an experienced unit of seasoned killers like the Irregulars.
SIVs had grunt in the flat. They toted decent firepower — you couldn’t be casual with them — but they were unwieldy bastards. They had limited downside protection against liquidity drains, were underpowered in choppy markets, and basically under-gunned. Against and anyone who knew what it was doing they were easy pickings. They should be no match for an experienced unit of seasoned killers like the Irregulars.


As such, tended to be staffed with greenhorn sappers you could afford to lose. The industry slang for the poor suckers aboard a SIV were “expendables”.  
As such, tended to be staffed with greenhorn sappers an army could afford to lose. The industry slang for the poor suckers aboard a SIV were “expendables”.  


Bundie surveyed the theatre from his foxhole. He knew at once: these were no ordinary SIVs.
Bundie surveyed the theatre from his foxhole. He knew at once: ''these were no ordinary SIVs''.  
They were more manoeuvrable: more agile, quicker to react; more volatile, less predictable in their defensive manoeuvres.


They gamed out scenarios and learned the Irregs manuoevres. Bundie clocked the insignia on the uniform   that's three star MD at the commends and a EVP on the gatling. And they were tooled the fuck up: these were not standard issue C-peashooters
They were more manoeuvrable: more agile, quicker; more ''volatile'', less predictable in their defensive manoeuvres.
 
They gamed out scenarios and learned the Irregulars manoeuvres as fast as they could change them up. Bundie clocked the insignia on the uniform — ''that’s three-star MD at the mandate and a EVP on the confirmator''. And they were tooled the fuck up: these were not standard issue C-peashooters


The boys quickly p.  
The boys quickly p.  


The S. I. V. anticipated his every move like it had a direct line into his goddamn amygdala. He loaded up a fresh magazine of long-dated IRS, but they knocked out his ISDAS. The PVs boiled into the atmosphere.  
The [[Structured investment vehicle|SIV]] anticipated his every move. It was like it had a direct line into his goddamn amygdala. He loaded up a fresh magazine of long-dated IRS, but they knocked out his ISDAs. The [[Present value|PV]]<nowiki/>s boiled into the atmosphere.  


“Fuck,” he said.  
“Fuck,” he said.  


He was left defending the back-end with a repurposed 85 OSLA and a left—handed FBF.  
He was left defending the back-end with a repurposed 85 OSLA and a left—handed FBF.
Frenchy loved it: he dug that gallic style. Tucker less so: he didn't read foreign lingos and couldn't abide garlic.  
 
Frenchy loved it: he dug that gallic style. Tucker less so: he didn’t read foreign lingos and couldn’t abide garlic.  


“Are you fucking kidding me?” He cursed at the F.B.F., though Bundie had clocked it and already figured it for a sweet shooting iron.  
“Are you fucking kidding me?” He cursed at the F.B.F., though Bundie had clocked it and already figured it for a sweet shooting iron.  
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“Really?”  
“Really?”  


“If you want to see your sweetheart again, sure.”  
“If you want to see your sweetheart again, sure.”
 
Tucker got the point and lit up and lit up a VWAP. It burned with a magnesium flare.  
Tucker got the point and lit up and lit up a VWAP. It burned with a magnesium flare.  


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The SIV kept coming.  
The SIV kept coming.  


Bundie tried to close it out. He flipped a downgrade trigger on a DRV: nothing. Hey called key man   homme clef   on the FBF. It misfired.  
Bundie tried to close it out. He flipped a downgrade trigger on a DRV: nothing. Hey called key man — homme clef — on the FBF. It misfired.  


The SIV rolled closer.  
The SIV rolled closer.  


Bundie jammed a second-to-default EM sovereign basket into the magazine of the only piece he had to hand   a rusty old semi automatic EMTA   and lit up the theatre. It flamed into life.  
Bundie jammed a second-to-default EM sovereign basket into the magazine of the only piece he had to hand — a rusty old semi automatic EMTA — and lit up the theatre. It flamed into life.  


It was dirty, noisy and hot   he shucked out burnt up RWAs and kept reloading   and at last it holed the SIV. The sic stumbled. Its runners uncoiled and it stoved into the sand on one knee. It was crippled but still shooting — eventually it crapped out but not before it had annihilated three quarters of Bundie's unit.  
It was dirty, noisy and hot — he shucked out burnt up RWAs and kept reloading — and at last it holed the SIV. The sic stumbled. Its runners uncoiled and it stoved into the sand on one knee. It was crippled but still shooting — eventually it crapped out but not before it had annihilated three quarters of Bundie’s unit.  


Tucker was already goneski. Chipper was dead. Biffer was in a bad way. Blood gouted from his mouth. He wouldn't last long.  
Tucker was already goneski. Chipper was dead. Biffer was in a bad way. Blood gouted from his mouth. He wouldn’t last long.  


Frenchie — dear, dear Frenchie - so called for his expertise with the ABF was out cold, two limbs blown clean off. They bobbed redly in the surf.  
Frenchie — dear, dear Frenchie - so called for his expertise with the ABF — was out cold, two limbs blown clean off. They bobbed redly in the surf.   
Bundie fished one out - he grabbed it by the boot —  and bought it back to his stricken pal.


Frenchie drifted back into a shallow woozy consciousness. He was deathly pale, wet sand caked in his hair and his face. He moaned. His breath rattled and gurgled. He was in a bad way.
Bundie fished one out - he grabbed it by the boot — and bought it back to his stricken pal.  
Bundie fed his old pal water from his canteen  —  just wet his lips and tossed the useless limb on the sand.  


“Thank you, Bundie,” croaked the old soldier. He looked at the leg. “I didn't think I'd see that again. I lost it in the drink. I thought it would sink.”
Frenchie drifted back into a shallow woozy consciousness. He was deathly pale, wet sand caked in his hair and his face. He moaned. His breath rattled and gurgled. He was in a bad way.


“I guess you got lucky, French,” Bundie grunted. “It was a floating leg”.  
Bundie fed his old pal water from his canteen — just wet his lips and tossed the useless limb on the sand.
 
“Thank you, Bundie,” croaked the old soldier. He looked at the leg. “I didn’t think I’d see that again. I lost it in the drink. I thought it would sink.”
 
“I guess you got lucky, French,” Bundie grunted. “It was a [[floating leg]]”.  


Frenchie coughed, and red spritzed his hand and his chin.  
Frenchie coughed, and red spritzed his hand and his chin.  
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“Come on, boss. You know it. I know it. I am done for.”
“Come on, boss. You know it. I know it. I am done for.”


“No, Frenchie. Don't you dare give up on me. We'll find that leg. We can buy one in. I'll pay the costs.  
“No, Frenchie. Don’t you dare give up on me. We’ll find that leg. We can buy one in. I’ll pay the costs.  
He shook his head. “There’s no bid, skips. You know it.”
He shook his head. “There’s no bid, skips. You know it.”


“No Frenchie. No. I don't know it. I won't hear of it —” but Bundie could feel it slipping away. He felt the air between them thicken in to a dull miasma, insensate, as if slipping under an anaesthetic. He shook his head mutely, his eyes welled, and he watched the scene at a remove, out of body, through a fogged lens.  
“No Frenchie. No. I don’t know it. I won’t hear of it —” but Bundie could feel it slipping away. He felt the air between them thicken in to a dull miasma, insensate, as if slipping under an anaesthetic. He shook his head mutely, his eyes welled, and he watched the scene at a remove, out of body, through a fogged lens.  


Frenchie He sat up weakly and regarded the smoking SIV. “They will be back soon. Don't let them take me.”
Frenchie He sat up weakly and regarded the smoking SIV. “They will be back soon. Don’t let them take me.”


“Oh, I'm not leaving you, Frenchie. We're getting you out of here.”  
“Oh, I’m not leaving you, Frenchie. We’re getting you out of here.”  


Frenchie coughed up more blood and limply shook his head. “Don't be a damn fool. I'm done for. I'll slow you up. If you take me they'll catch us all. The world needs you, Bundie. Put me out of my misery. Don't let them —”
Frenchie coughed up more blood and limply shook his head. “Don’t be a damn fool. I’m done for. I’ll slow you up. If you take me they’ll catch us all. The world needs you, Bundie. Put me out of my misery. Don’t let them —”


“I can't do that to you Frenchie. You know I can't.”
“I can’t do that to you Frenchie. You know I can’t.”


“This is my prayer for relief, boss.”
“This is my prayer for relief, boss.”


“Don't talk like that Frenchie. Bundie's voice was beginning to waiver.  
“Don’t talk like that Frenchie. Bundie’s voice was beginning to waiver.  


Frenchie shut his eyes and whispered, “Let me go.”  
Frenchie shut his eyes and whispered, “Let me go.”
The dying soldier pulled weakly at Bundie's OSLA. He pressed it under his chin.


“I can't French!”
The dying soldier pulled weakly at Bundie’s OSLA. He pressed it under his chin.
 
“I can’t French!”


“Do it.”  
“Do it.”  
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The familiar crump of an expiring put option plouffed in the sand a few yards away.  
The familiar crump of an expiring put option plouffed in the sand a few yards away.  


“They are coming. That one was out of range. The next will be — “  
“They are coming. That one was out of range. The next will be — “  


“no!”  
“no!”  
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At that moment Bundie realised what he must do. He saw the beach, the battlefield, the theatre of conflict, the wider geopolitical situation of the world, in crystal clarity. He had a role. He had to carry on.  
At that moment Bundie realised what he must do. He saw the beach, the battlefield, the theatre of conflict, the wider geopolitical situation of the world, in crystal clarity. He had a role. He had to carry on.  


Bundie swallowed and looked tenderly at his pal. “I'll never forget you, Frenchie Saunders,” he said.  
Bundie swallowed and looked tenderly at his pal. “I’ll never forget you, Frenchie Saunders,” he said.  
 
Frenchie closed his eyes. “put me out of my pain boss,” he breathed. “this is — my prayer — for —”
 
Bundie said, “relief”. He cocked the old Stocklender. A quick static burst of cancellable terms yammered into his friend. Frenchie slumped.
 
A smile spread across his face. He looked at peace. 
 
Another put crumped adjacent. Closer. Bundie crouched over his friend, sheltering his body from the showering terrain. He closed his pal’s eyes and commando-crept into the low brush off the beach. 


Frenchie closed his eyes. “put me out of my pain boss,” he breathed. “this is  — my prayer — for —”
A small unit of marine SIVs advanced up the beach.   


Bundie said, “relief”. He cocked the old Stocklender. A quick static burst of cancellable terms yammered into his friend. Frenchie slumped.
Bundie made the tree line and stopped. The OSLA!  


A smile spread across his face. He looked at peace.
He could see it, still clutched in Frenchie’s cold, dead fingers.  
Another put crumped adjacent. Closer. Bundie crouched over his friend, sheltering his body from the showering terrain. He closed his pal's eyes and commando-crept into the low brush off the beach.
A small unit of marine SIVs advanced up the beach.
Bundie made the tree line and stopped. The OSLA!
He could see it, still clutched in Frenchie's cold, dead fingers.  


History will record that the entire division of SIVs were wiped out later that day by a coordinated denial of service attack on its rear CP programme. When the relief forces combed the beach after the armistice they found no trace of either man, or the OSLA.
History will record that the entire division of SIVs were wiped out later that day by a coordinated denial of service attack on its rear CP programme. When the relief forces combed the beach after the armistice they found no trace of either man, or the OSLA.