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{{a|cosmology|}}{{Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension}} | {{a|cosmology|{{image|Threshold of Ennui|png|''The Threshold Beyond Which The Legal Contract Passes Irreversibly Into A Heat-Death Of Pure Ennui'', {{vsr|1878}}}}}}{{Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension}} | ||
Not to be confused with the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]], with which it bears superficial similarities. It is possible — in fact likely — for these two types of black hole to cohabit: semantic oblivion and alcoholic despair tend to orbit each other in a gruesome equilibrium. Should you happen to encounter the intersection of their [[Schwarzschild radii]] you will be trapped for eternity or torn bodily in two, unless you are a functional alcoholic tax lawyer, in which case you are probably inhabiting some {{tag|paradox}} in the [[space-time continuum]] already. | Not to be confused with the [[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]], with which it bears superficial similarities. It is possible — in fact likely — for these two types of black hole to cohabit: semantic oblivion and alcoholic despair tend to orbit each other in a gruesome equilibrium. Should you happen to encounter the intersection of their [[Schwarzschild radii]] you will be trapped for eternity or torn bodily in two, unless you are a functional alcoholic tax lawyer, in which case you are probably inhabiting some {{tag|paradox}} in the [[space-time continuum]] already. |