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[[File:Criswell.jpg|frameless|center]]}} | [[File:Criswell.jpg|frameless|center]]}}If you ever find out about the [[Schwarzschild radius of institutional ennui]] I am afraid, it is too late for you. You have crossed it. There is no going back. You are doomed to a slow and increasingly tedious journey towards the [[boredom heat-death]] of the universe. | ||
If you ever find out about the [[Schwarzschild radius of institutional ennui]] I am afraid, it is too late for you. You have crossed it. There is no going back. You are doomed to a slow and increasingly tedious journey towards the [[boredom heat-death]] of the universe. | |||
People on the other side — your friends, loved ones; people who look up to you; whose respect you may once have earned — will see you suspended, frozen, on that cosmic threshold, a look of tart antagonism wrapped across your face for the hereafter. | People on the other side — your friends, loved ones; people who look up to you; whose respect you may once have earned — will see you suspended, frozen, on that cosmic threshold, a look of tart antagonism wrapped across your face for the hereafter. | ||
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*[[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]] | *[[Schwarzschild radius of alcohol consumption]] | ||
*[[Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension]] | *[[Schwarzschild radius of document comprehension]] | ||
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