Ser Jaramey Slizzard: Difference between revisions

{{PAGENAME}} is the story of a young Knight of the ISDA . The proceedings of that ancient order were, and remain, mortally secret, but the “Wording” — a sacred rite whereby fully-armoured ISDA knights are said to wrangle canonical text through the medium of hand-to-hand combat to product ISDA definitions — strikes us as plausible. Phrasing as pained as ISDAs’ can surely only come from martial combat: no-one of sound mind and in a state of peaceable reflection could perpetrate such tortured syntax could they?

The central drama of the opera occurs when young Ser Jaramey confronts the austere denizens of his calling during [[The Wording]] convened to finally consecrate the definition of “{{cddprov|Event Determination Date}}” in the {{cddefs}}.  

Sadly, only a fragment of the libretto now remains but, unusually, it was written in English, apparently transcribed by longtime {{buchstein}} antagonist, [[Winthrop Grumman]], who took notes while the author mumbled from the depths of a malarial swoon in an opium den in old Mandalay.