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{{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one? | {{pe}}It’s great isn’t it? Can you just imagine the turtle you’d be looking under to prove this one? | ||
:'' | {{court scene|IV|i|inspects his nails in the hope of finding something for lunch|arises suddenly with a spasmodic jerk and an emission of a grey-green gas. {{cocklecarrot}} glowers}} | ||
:'' | :'''{{jerrold}}''': M’lud, we have conclusive evidence that the defendant knew of this disclaimer, rendered I might add in [[CAPS LOCK|FULL CAPITALS]] on page 346 of the presentation. | ||
:'' | :'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Oh, no I didn't. | ||
:'' | :'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Didn’t you? | ||
:''Cocklecarrot | :'''Mrspinterman}}'''. No, sir. I didn’t read it! | ||
:'' | :'''{{Cocklecarrot}}''': I say! Really, Sir Jerr — | ||
:'' | :'''{{jerrold}}''' (''beaming''): BUT, MRS. PINTERMAN, IT SAYS HERE “[[You have read and understood these terms|YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD THESE TERMS]]”! | ||
:'''{{mrspinterman}}''': Well it might do, but how should I know? I didn’t read that either. | |||
:'''{{jerrold}}''' (''making a face like a landed guppy''): I ... I... I | |||
:'''{{cocklecarrot}}''': Sir Jerrold, would you like to moment to see whether the — | |||
:'''{{jerrold}}''': — ground will swallow me up? I would be most obliged, M’Lud. | |||
''Curtain.'' |