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It is so named not because of its necessary provenance from [[U.S. Attorney|American]] [[legal eagles]] — though they do tend to be good at it — but because it resembles, by [[metaphor]], the sort of so-called “bacon” they sell you in America. | It is so named not because of its necessary provenance from [[U.S. Attorney|American]] [[legal eagles]] — though they do tend to be good at it — but because it resembles, by [[metaphor]], the sort of so-called “bacon” they sell you in America. | ||
Any foreigner will know the cycle of disappointment and grief you go through at your first American breakfast, watching in fascinated horror at the gruesome spectacle: | Any foreigner will know the cycle of disappointment and grief you go through at your first American breakfast, watching in fascinated horror at the gruesome spectacle: you have these pale waxen strips of stuff they assure you is bacon, and as it hits the pan, it vanishes before your disbelieving eyes. And then they give you chalk to put in your coffee. | ||
Now we mean no disrespect to our dear American friends: only your bacon. | Now we mean no disrespect to our dear American friends: only your bacon. | ||
We have a worked example, from a real life contract, below. Observers will note that when you do boil it down to its constituents, they tend to go without saying in the first place. The real trick is ensuring this can only | We have a worked example, from a real life contract, below. Observers will note that when you do boil it down to its constituents, they tend to go without saying in the first place. | ||
The real trick is ensuring this can only ever become clear in the capable hands of a fellow [[legal eagle]]. God forbid your clients could ever work it out. | |||
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*[[U.S. Attorney]] | *[[U.S. Attorney]] | ||