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:''that all (or substantially all) that glitters, glisters, sparkles, twinkles, glints, gleams or (as the case may be) shimmers, is refined gold assaying not less than .995 fineness, bearing a serial number and identifying stamp of a refiner approved and listed by a recognised exchange''<br> | :''that all (or substantially all) that glitters, glisters, sparkles, twinkles, glints, gleams or (as the case may be) shimmers, is refined gold assaying not less than .995 fineness, bearing a serial number and identifying stamp of a refiner approved and listed by a recognised exchange''<br> | ||
And she’s buying a stairway …<br> | And she’s buying a stairway …<br> | ||
Furthermore such Purchaser has entered into a valid agreement for the sale and purchase, dated on or about the date hereof (the “Sale and Purchase Agreement”), of a set of steps or stairs and their surrounding walls or structure (hereinafter the “Stairway”)''<br> | :''Furthermore such Purchaser has entered into a valid agreement for the sale and purchase, dated on or about the date hereof (the “Sale and Purchase Agreement”), of a set of steps or stairs and their surrounding walls or structure (hereinafter the “Stairway”)''<br> | ||
… to heaven.<br> | … to heaven.<br> | ||
:''to such place (hereinafter “Heaven”) as is: (i) generally regarded by persons having skill and expertise in appurtenant matters as the abode of one or more Gods or other celestial beings (including, without limitation, angels, saints, martyrs, cherubim, seraphim and such eternal souls of the righteous as may have from time to time been admitted therein) and (ii) traditionally depicted as being above (or equal to) the sky; PROVIDED ALWAYS THAT, for the avoidance of doubt, references herein to “Heaven” shall exclude: (a) each hell, underworld, abyss or inferno; (b) any limbo, purgatory, penury, dogbox or other generally recognised netherworld or state of transitional wretchedness between this world and the next; or (c) any other location which, in its ordinary course of business, suffers or permits the continued presence of devils, evil spirits, fallen angels, incubi, succubi and such immortal souls of the sinful or otherwise eternally undeserving as may have passed to the hereafter, in any such case, howsoever described.''<br> | :''to such place (hereinafter “Heaven”) as is: (i) generally regarded by persons having skill and expertise in appurtenant matters as the abode of one or more Gods or other celestial beings (including, without limitation, angels, saints, martyrs, cherubim, seraphim and such eternal souls of the righteous as may have from time to time been admitted therein) and (ii) traditionally depicted as being above (or equal to) the sky; PROVIDED ALWAYS THAT, for the avoidance of doubt, references herein to “Heaven” shall exclude: (a) each hell, underworld, abyss or inferno; (b) any limbo, purgatory, penury, dogbox or other generally recognised netherworld or state of transitional wretchedness between this world and the next; or (c) any other location which, in its ordinary course of business, suffers or permits the continued presence of devils, evil spirits, fallen angels, incubi, succubi and such immortal souls of the sinful or otherwise eternally undeserving as may have passed to the hereafter, in any such case, howsoever described.''<br> | ||