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 {{script|Complicatio}}: My division’s consigned, by unfunny fate
-To live life unloved upon the ledger. We are but cost.
+To live unloved upon the ledger. We are but cost.
-’tis the rust and stain of clammy machinery to require
+’tis the rust and stain and curse of clammy machinery
-Ruinous peopling by myriad technicians.
+To require ruinous peopling. We’ve cut our cloth as best can do
-Each is steep’d, til cup is cold, in arcane science.
+But these needed myriad technicians, though housed in meagre lairs
-Or hers, or theirs, or its, or xes —
+And kept safe and well away from clientry, are yet a weight.
-I am thus and then obliged. I own the [[service line]]
+Each speaks in fractured runes of jargoned tongues
-It falls to me to work their stretchèd silos,
+In dialects native to their scattered silos.
-Yoked and tethered as a measurèd beast —
+The patter is, til cup is cold, steep’d in leaves of arcane science.
-Upon whose saddled back our fiscal fate depends.
+We understand them not. Nor they each other.
+Yet, this is our strife: this is the bewild’ring scape
+Of contraptions yoked and tethered as a measurèd beast —
+Upon whose saddled back our fiscal fate depends.
 And, O! Dilemma! The very men who work these chainèd cranks —
-And women — and those unsure, or curious, or as yet unaligned—
+{{Script|Queen}}: Men? Just men?
+{{script|Complicatio}}: And women — and those unsure, or curious, or as yet unaligned—
 {{Script|Queen}}: The heavens doth anoint!
 {{script|Complicatio}}: Milady?
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 Their majesty doth get the point.
 {{script|Queen}}: It is a pretty speech so far. But has it any meat?
-{{script|Complicatio}}: I — we — ''they'' — are and am obliged.
+{{script|Complicatio}}: I — we — they — are and am obliged.
 Those eager souls whose allied cadences power our jalopy
 By their inevitable heft, they play as weighty anchors.
 {{Script|Nuncle}}: “Weighty anchors”? None call the Reverend Spooner!
-{{script|Complicatio}}: Yegads, but are they inconstant. Oafish! Fickle! Slow!
+{{script|Complicatio}}: Eager but, yegads, inconstant. Oafish! Fickle! Slow!
-I wouldst speed their outputs up, but worser comes with sooner.
+I wouldst speed their outputs up, only worser comes with sooner.
-And so, my liege, my battle plan: set silos free.
+And so, my liege, my battle plan: set these [[Morlocks]] free.
+{{Script|Queen}}: To do what?
 Should we set crankshafts free from work-to-rule
 To run through night and day without cease
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 Know you who can work without food or rest?
 {{Script|Complicatio}}: Aye: In a call centre near by Bucharest.
-Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
-To smother up his beauty from the world,
-That, when he please again to be himself,
-Being wanted, he may be more wonder'd at,
-By breaking through the foul and ugly mists305
-Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
-If all the year were playing holidays,
-To sport would be as tedious as to work;
-But when they seldom come, they wish'd for come,
-And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
-So, when this loose behavior I throw off
-And pay the debt I never promised,
-By how much better than my word I am,
-By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
-And like bright metal on a sullen ground,315
-My reformation, glittering o'er my fault,
-Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
-Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
-I'll so offend, to make offence a skill;
-Redeeming time when men think least I will.
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