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Their majesty doth get the point.
Their majesty doth get the point.
{{script|Queen}}: It is a pretty speech so far. But has it any meat?
{{script|Queen}}: It is a pretty speech so far. But has it any meat?
{{script|Inclusivia}}: Or their leguminous alternatives.   
{{script|Inclusivia}}: Or leguminous alternatives.   
{{script|Complicatio}}: I — we — they — am and are and are obliged.
{{script|Complicatio}}: I — we — they — am and are and are obliged.
They whose allied cadence powers our truck —
They whose allied cadence powers our truck —
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{{Script|Nuncle}}: More like eight hundred —
{{Script|Nuncle}}: More like eight hundred —
{{script|Complicatio}}: Eager but, yegads, inconstant. Oafish! Fickle! Slow!  
{{script|Complicatio}}: Eager but, yegads, inconstant. Oafish! Fickle! Slow!  
I wouldst speed their outputs up, only worser comes with sooner.
I wouldst speed rate of stroke, only worser comes with sooner.
And so, my liege, my battle plan: we set these [[Morlocks]] free.
And so, my liege, my battle plan: we set these [[Morlocks]] free.
{{Script|Queen}}: To do what?
{{Script|Queen}}: To do what?
{{Script|Inclusivia}}: To see out their best and carefree lives, unchained of drudgery.
{{Script|Inclusivia}}: To see out their best and carefree lives, unchained of drudgery.
Uninjured by grimly liv’d experience, full and fair abundant.  
Uninjured by liv’d experience: happy, unstress’d — full, fair and abundant.  
{{Script|Nuncle}}: In other words, less gently put, he’ll make the lot redundant.
{{Script|Nuncle}}: In other words, less gently put, they’ll make the lot redundant.
{{Script|Complicatio}}: Thus shall we be free from work-to-rule
{{Script|Complicatio}}: Thus, unbound by work-to-rule, we’ll drive the train
To run through night and day without cease
Around the clock, without relent
Even upon the Sabbath.
Night; day; rain; hail or shine — e’en upon the Sabbath.
{{Script|Queen}}: Crankshafts doth pedal not themselves, Complicatio.
{{Script|Queen}}: But crankshafts doth pedal not themselves, [[Complicatio]].
Who can turn the wheel without fault or food or rest?
You’ve said you’d let your [[experts]] go, so
{{Script|Complicatio}}: You can hire them by the score in Bucharest.  
Who shall turn thy grimy wheels, without fault or favour, food or rest?
{{Script|Complicatio}}: You can hire them by the score in [[Proverbial school-leaver from Bucharest|Bucharest]].
They are legion: all thifty, keen and swift.
{{Script|Queen}}: But unpossessed of all the knowhow that, by rank and yank, you sent away?
{{Script|Complicatio}}: There are merchants, Ma’am whose special skill
Collating squads of fruity youths, fresh harvested from school.
They bone them up on our materials —
Service catalogues, hymn-sheets, taxonomies
They train them well to stay on message.  
 
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