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There was once an arid discussion about whether it was better to say, upon exhaustion of all assets, that a [[limited recourse]] debt was “extinguished”, or “[[no debt|not due]]” in the first place. This was weakly supported by coal-face lawyers at places like [[Linklaters]] (in the “[[no debt due]]” camp) and [[Clifford Chance]] (“extinction”), vociferously propelled by their partners, but left the rest of us with a hard-to-articulate but quite persistent sense that there really ought to be better things for masters of the universe of structured finance to worry about. Such as, “how on Earth is it that people who fixate about things as [[tedious]] as this get paid so much?”
When pondering [[limited recourse]] language, more passionate students may be interested to learn of an arid discussion practitioners once had about whether it was better to say, upon exhaustion of all assets, that the [[SPV]]’s debt was “[[extinction|extinguished]]”, or “[[no debt due|not due]]” in the first place. This was weakly supported by coal-face lawyers at places like [[Linklaters]] (in the “[[no debt due]]” camp) and [[Clifford Chance]] (“[[extinction]]”), vociferously propelled by their partners, but left the rest of us with a hard-to-articulate but quite persistent sense that there really ought to be better things for masters of the universe of structured finance to worry about. Such as, “how on Earth is it that people who fixate about things as [[tedious]] as this get paid so much?”


As with all wanton acts of [[pedantry]], this one has an intellectual grounding, but it is so brittle it will make you angry: the concern about “extinction” is that it implies that, at that very instant that final settlement drop drained from the expiring [[espievie]]’s veins, the spectral [[debt]] was still there, in an amount which, [[Q.E.D.]], the company was, theoretically, at that frozen moment in the ineffable hereafter, unable to pay — until in the ''next'' infinitesimal subdivision of time, whereupon the debt finally vanished. The concern? That, for just that fleeting angel’s blink, and no more, ''the [[espievie]] was [[technical insolvency|technically insolvent]]''.   
As with all wanton acts of [[pedantry]], this one has an intellectual grounding, but it is so brittle it will make you angry: the concern about “extinction” is that it implies that, at that very instant that final settlement drop drained from the expiring [[espievie]]’s veins, the spectral [[debt]] was still there, in an amount which, [[Q.E.D.]], the company was, theoretically, at that frozen moment in the ineffable hereafter, unable to pay — until in the ''next'' infinitesimal subdivision of time, whereupon the debt finally vanished. The concern? That, for just that fleeting angel’s blink, and no more, ''the [[espievie]] was [[technical insolvency|technically insolvent]]''.   
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These people prefer to say “[[no debt is due]]” on the supposition that this [[magic spell]] can have some spooky retrospective effect, banishing phantoms, re-rendering the fresco of time on which the great redeemer has already daubed an arrow, or some such thing.  
These people prefer to say “[[no debt is due]]” on the supposition that this [[magic spell]] can have some spooky retrospective effect, banishing phantoms, re-rendering the fresco of time on which the great redeemer has already daubed an arrow, or some such thing.  


What difference does it make, in point of practical fact? None at all.<ref>By a curious coincidence, “None at all” is exactly how much suspicion the ape-descendant Arthur Dent had that one of his closest friends was not descended from an ape, but was in fact from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse and not from Guildford as he usually claimed. — {{author|Douglas Adams}}, {{hhgg}}.</ref>
What difference does it make, in point of practical fact? None at all.