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This [[global security]], representing all [[medium term note|note]]s issued under that [[ISIN]], is technically the [[instrument]] the [[clearing system]]’s records reflect. On [[execution]] of a bond deal, until relatively recent times, a [[trainee]] would be sent along with the executed [[global note]] to deliver it to the [[common depositary]], a fellow with a green visor, sleeve garters and a permanently malevolent view of humankind, kept in the basement of a building on Queen Victoria Street. He would “authenticate” (counter-sign) it — at which point it would become “live” — and put it in an actual vault where it would gather dust awaiting the time at which holders of the [[securities]] it represented might need to convert it into actual physical notes again. That time would be the [[apocalypse]], so you can expect quite a lot of dust will have collected in the meantime.
This [[global security]], representing all [[medium term note|note]]s issued under that [[ISIN]], is technically the [[instrument]] the [[clearing system]]’s records reflect. On [[execution]] of a bond deal, until relatively recent times, a [[trainee]] would be sent along with the executed [[global note]] to deliver it to the [[common depositary]], a fellow with a green visor, sleeve garters and a permanently malevolent view of humankind, kept in the basement of a building on Queen Victoria Street. He would “authenticate” (counter-sign) it — at which point it would become “live” — and put it in an actual vault where it would gather dust awaiting the time at which holders of the [[securities]] it represented might need to convert it into actual physical notes again. That time would be the [[apocalypse]], so you can expect quite a lot of dust will have collected in the meantime.


And it is a detail whose legal significance, in practice, will never affect any practising lawyer, unless the [[common depositary]]’s vault is hit by a tactical missile or something, and in that case, even [[Legal eagles|practising lawyers]] will have plenty else to be worrying about — like packing rifles, tins of spam and so on into a pickup and heading for the hills — so, if they know what is good for them, won’t be consulting your old internet chum at that point to figure out what to do with that stupid [[global note]].
And it is a detail whose legal significance, in practice, will never affect any practising lawyer — or not until the [[common depositary]]’s vault has hit by a tactical nuclear missile or something and in that case, even [[Legal eagles|practising lawyers]] will have plenty ''else'' to be worrying about — like packing rifles, tins of spam and so on and heading into the hills — so, if they know what is good for them, they won’t be consulting your old internet chum even at that point to figure out what to do with that stupid [[global note]].