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-{{Tabletopsuperflex|align=center|cellpadding=15|verticalalign=top|width=100|border=none|background=white}}
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-|<center><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>'''{{Helvetica|The Jالی Contrarian}}'''</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></center>
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-<center><Big>''“Smokey, this is not ’Nam. This is ''bowling''. There are ''rules''.”'' — Walter, ''The Big Lebowski''</big></center>
+|<center>{{small|365}}'''{{Helvetica|The Jالی Contrarian}}'''</div></center>
-A stroll through the brambles of [[law]], [[crap jobs|management]], [[philosophy]], [[language]], [[technology]], [[cricket]], [[high finance]] and the versimilitude of [[Toto]]’s 1981 smash [[Africa]]. Like a good alluvial fan, everything is silting up nicely and there are now {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles in this wiki.  To ''browse'', use the bar on the left. To ''search'', use the box top right.
+<center><big>''{{font|arial|}}{{font colour|grey|Free-to-air Edition}}''</big></big></center><center>{{subscriberbanner}}</center><br>
+<center>{{:Splash quotes}}
+<span class="plainlinks">[[Law]], [[derivatives]], [[crap jobs|management]], [[language]], [[technology]], [[cricket]] and [[Toto]]’s 1981 smash [[Africa]]. There are now '''{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}''' articles inside. <br>
+To ''browse'', go left. To ''search'', go top right. <br>
+To ''find'', look inside yourself.</span>
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